007. [Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]

[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]

[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]</sub>

She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.

And she's still not happy!

Why does she like clothes so much?

Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.

I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.



<sub>[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]

[He responds with a huff of his own.]</sub>

Hmph.

Anyway, she's brown.

So her name is Dirty.

_{[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]}

I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!

Comments

[video]

[garbagechild]

I DID! She wanted a dress.

So we s-- bought her a dress! It was even the one she pointed to.

She's obviously NEVER gonna be happy.

And yes.

Yes I am.

[video]

[awesmazings]

Maybe she...doesn't like her name? I have a Lopunny too, and I gave mine a sweet name...like Honey! Maybe you could try something like that instead...?

[video]

[garbagechild]

Why would I give her a sweet name?

She's not sweet.

Like... at all.

[video]

[awesmazings]

...Okay, well, maybe a sweet name wouldn't work so well. But...I dunno, I feel like she's not really gonna be sweet if you're gonna give her name like that...who wants to be called "Dirty"?

[video]

[garbagechild]

I bet Ground-type Pokemon would like to be called 'Dirty'.

_{[That's kind of not the point, Wrath.]}

[video]

[awesmazings]

...I have a Pokemon named Digger. He's not a ground-type, but it's...kindof close? He just likes to dig holes.

[video]

[garbagechild]

See?

That's a good name.

It's descriptive.

... And so is 'Dirty'.

[video]

[awesmazings]

[Siiiiigh.]

Okay, well, she's prolly still gonna be grumpy no matter what you do. Not just because of the name, either. Some Pokemon are just like that, but I'm sure she'll come around eventually.

[video]

[garbagechild]

Hmpf.

I doubt it.

I can spot traitors a MILE away.

_{[Actually no Wrath, you can't. Good lord.]}

[video]

[awesmazings]

[WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GONNA TRY.]

Huh...can you really?

[video]

[garbagechild]

Of course I can!

That's why my master trusts ME to take care of them.

[video]

[awesmazings]

Oh yeah? Who's your master, then?

[video]

[garbagechild]

Oh, no one you'd know.

But she knows everything. And she's powerful, too!

When she gets here, things are gonna get REAL interesting, that's for sure!

_{[ACTUALLY WRATH IS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFIED OF WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF DANTE COMES TO JOHTO but he is a GOOD and LOYAL servant and good, loyal servants of course need to act super hype about possibilities like that.]}