Wrath (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
garbagechild) wrote2015-07-16 11:49 pm
garbagechild) wrote2015-07-16 11:49 pm
Entry tags:
- *final fantasy: cecil harvey,
- *final fantasy: serah farron,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: scar,
- *jimmy two-shoes: jimmy two-shoes,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *nier: emil,
- *persona 4: teddie,
- *the cain saga: mary weather hargreaves,
- *wreck-it ralph: ralph,
- dirty the lopunny,
- idk my bff lustpunny,
- video,
- wrath would rather be a nudist
007. [Video]
[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.
[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.
[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!
[video]
That's a good name.
It's descriptive.
... And so is 'Dirty'.
[video]
Okay, well, she's prolly still gonna be grumpy no matter what you do. Not just because of the name, either. Some Pokemon are just like that, but I'm sure she'll come around eventually.
[video]
I doubt it.
I can spot traitors a MILE away.
[Actually no Wrath, you can't. Good lord.]
[video]
Huh...can you really?
[video]
That's why my master trusts ME to take care of them.
[video]
[video]
But she knows everything. And she's powerful, too!
When she gets here, things are gonna get REAL interesting, that's for sure!
[ACTUALLY WRATH IS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFIED OF WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF DANTE COMES TO JOHTO but he is a GOOD and LOYAL servant and good, loyal servants of course need to act super hype about possibilities like that.]