007. [Video]
Jul. 16th, 2015 11:49 pm[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.

[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.

[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!