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- 'are you ok'
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: bro i've been sitting motionless in this cemetery for three and a half weeks dont ask me if i'm ok
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- i know im cute but dont pet me
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Description: nobody bothered to get me vaccinated and i'm food aggressive
Keywords:
- not to bum you guys out but
Description: *plays my theme but at a slower pace and in the minor key*
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- Ich trinke cola und spiele fortnite!
Description: YIPPIE!!!!
Keywords:
- i may not be god's strongest warrior
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it. not very well usually
Keywords:
- please be nice to me
Description: im like if a dvd from a 3$ walmart bargain bin was a boy i can't help it
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- haters see me
Description: and go CHRIST what on the lord's green earth is THAT
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- one thing about me
Description: is I'm a sweet handsome boy
Keywords:
- HAV U EVER HEARD THE TRAGEDY...
Description: OF DARTH PLAGEUS THE WISE???
Keywords:
- here's a concept....
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: me, perching on your ceiling fan like a gargoyle as it rotates. you, hitting me with a broom. both of us are yelling.
Keywords:
- you really think someone would do that?
Description: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies??
Keywords:
- ... I HEAR CHIPS
Description: WHO'S EATIN' CHIPS
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- I WANT!!!!! TO BITE!!!!
Description: but the chain on my collar doesn't reach the sidewalk so i can only go around the lawn in circles :(
Keywords:
- ever get surprised by ur own issues?
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: like cmon man i thought we were past this
Keywords:
- why are there so many days???
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday... they don't stop....
Keywords:
- feeling like a drowning rat in a bucket
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: wish i could feel like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
Keywords:
- ... y-yeah WELL
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i bet the dumb bitch in that other, identical room couldn't pass the mirror test EITHER
Keywords:
- in hte club.. strait up jorkin it
Description: and by 'it' i mean... heh. well. lets just say 'yuor arms off'
Keywords:
- i am a little black cat
Description: and god is dropping a slice of ham on me
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- AHHHH ITS JEFF THE KILLER
Description: he's gonna jeff the kill me
Keywords:
- back then (1hr ago) things were differen
Description: look at us now... slightly older than we were back then, other clothes on and such
Keywords:
- again i yearn for what i cannot have
Description: #stupid
Keywords:
- The worlds first boy was created
Description: when God coughed on some leftover kibble at the bottom of a trash can. Three days later, the first boy sprouted and was later found curled up by the fireplace.
Keywords:
- [covered in blood w/ tears in my eyes]
Description: I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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- *steps outside*
Description: *containment breach alarm immediately starts blaring*
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- Crazy Ass White Boy Defies God's Will
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: You Won't Believe The Divine Punishment For His Hubris
Keywords:
- Ripley's you know what? Whatever.
Description: Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you
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- the despicable count dooku
Description: has eaten twelve milano cookies before suppertime
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- diagnosis: creeping sense of otherness
Description: prognosis: terminal. incurable.
Keywords:
- unfortunatyely im displaying behaviors
Description: and acting in ways
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- Nice argument.
Description: Unfortunately........I am inside your walls.
Keywords:
- bro! this rends flesh!
Description: new way of saying something is really good
Keywords:
- my mommy was like
Description: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help'
Keywords:
- oh no... i know what this is.
Description: this is a suicide pact. these kids are comin out here and killin 'emselves all over my woods!
Keywords:
- looks like my work here is done
Description: or it hasn't started yet. either way i'm leaving.
Keywords:
- LOVE camouflage in prey species...
Description: like omgggg little do you know I can see MANY shades and colors and can tell shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted
Keywords:
- diversity win!
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: you have absolutely no idea what my deal is. and neither do i.
Keywords:
- me personally?
Description: i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices cuz i've been doing that for a long time so its just kinda par for the course
Keywords:
- I'm not 'BANNED' from Olive Garden
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: They 'asked me not to come back', and i have been gracious enough to indulge them. They still know who calls the shots here
Keywords:
- please excuse me
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i must go for my postmodern malaise walk
Keywords:
- any room can be a panic room
Description: if you just give me a fucking second
Keywords:
- why yes i AM a rapscallion
Description: not only a rascal, but a bit of a spring onion about it too
Keywords:
- please let me have some grease
Description: off of the stovetop. i'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. i need it.
Keywords:
- c'mon everybody!!!!
Description: *runs off excitedly but no one follows me*
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- due to personal reasons
Description: i have been classified as an enemy of the state
Keywords:
- hue hue hue heue hue
Description: HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Keywords:
- I JUST WANTED A STRAWBERRY
Description: ehhueeheehhhhhh
Keywords:
- you're laughing
Description: my mom literally sold me to One Direction and you're laughing