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- 'are you ok'
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: bro i've been sitting motionless in this cemetery for three and a half weeks dont ask me if i'm ok
Keywords:
- i know im cute but dont pet me
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Description: nobody bothered to get me vaccinated and i'm food aggressive
Keywords:
- not to bum you guys out but
Description: *plays my theme but at a slower pace and in the minor key*
Keywords:
- Ich trinke cola und spiele fortnite!
Description: YIPPIE!!!!
Keywords:
- i may not be god's strongest warrior
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it. not very well usually
Keywords:
- please be nice to me
Description: im like if a dvd from a 3$ walmart bargain bin was a boy i can't help it
Keywords:
- haters see me
Description: and go CHRIST what on the lord's green earth is THAT
Keywords:
- one thing about me
Description: is I'm a sweet handsome boy
Keywords:
- HAV U EVER HEARD THE TRAGEDY...
Description: OF DARTH PLAGEUS THE WISE???
Keywords:
- here's a concept....
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: me, perching on your ceiling fan like a gargoyle as it rotates. you, hitting me with a broom. both of us are yelling.
Keywords:
- you really think someone would do that?
Description: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies??
Keywords:
- ... I HEAR CHIPS
Description: WHO'S EATIN' CHIPS
Keywords:
- I WANT!!!!! TO BITE!!!!
Description: but the chain on my collar doesn't reach the sidewalk so i can only go around the lawn in circles :(
Keywords:
- ever get surprised by ur own issues?
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: like cmon man i thought we were past this
Keywords:
- why are there so many days???
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday... they don't stop....
Keywords:
- feeling like a drowning rat in a bucket
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: wish i could feel like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
Keywords:
- ... y-yeah WELL
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i bet the dumb bitch in that other, identical room couldn't pass the mirror test EITHER
Keywords:
- in hte club.. strait up jorkin it
Description: and by 'it' i mean... heh. well. lets just say 'yuor arms off'
Keywords:
- i am a little black cat
Description: and god is dropping a slice of ham on me
Keywords:
- AHHHH ITS JEFF THE KILLER
Description: he's gonna jeff the kill me
Keywords:
- back then (1hr ago) things were differen
Description: look at us now... slightly older than we were back then, other clothes on and such
Keywords:
- again i yearn for what i cannot have
Description: #stupid
Keywords:
- The worlds first boy was created
Description: when God coughed on some leftover kibble at the bottom of a trash can. Three days later, the first boy sprouted and was later found curled up by the fireplace.
Keywords:
- [covered in blood w/ tears in my eyes]
Description: I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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- *steps outside*
Description: *containment breach alarm immediately starts blaring*
Keywords:
- Crazy Ass White Boy Defies God's Will
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: You Won't Believe The Divine Punishment For His Hubris
Keywords:
- Ripley's you know what? Whatever.
Description: Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you
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- the despicable count dooku
Description: has eaten twelve milano cookies before suppertime
Keywords:
- diagnosis: creeping sense of otherness
Description: prognosis: terminal. incurable.
Keywords:
- unfortunatyely im displaying behaviors
Description: and acting in ways
Keywords:
- Nice argument.
Description: Unfortunately........I am inside your walls.
Keywords:
- bro! this rends flesh!
Description: new way of saying something is really good
Keywords:
- my mommy was like
Description: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help'
Keywords:
- oh no... i know what this is.
Description: this is a suicide pact. these kids are comin out here and killin 'emselves all over my woods!
Keywords:
- looks like my work here is done
Description: or it hasn't started yet. either way i'm leaving.
Keywords:
- LOVE camouflage in prey species...
Description: like omgggg little do you know I can see MANY shades and colors and can tell shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted
Keywords:
- diversity win!
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: you have absolutely no idea what my deal is. and neither do i.
Keywords:
- me personally?
Description: i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices cuz i've been doing that for a long time so its just kinda par for the course
Keywords:
- I'm not 'BANNED' from Olive Garden
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: They 'asked me not to come back', and i have been gracious enough to indulge them. They still know who calls the shots here
Keywords:
- please excuse me
Comment: Made by glass_sylph.
glass_sylph.Description: i must go for my postmodern malaise walk
Keywords:
- any room can be a panic room
Description: if you just give me a fucking second
Keywords:
- why yes i AM a rapscallion
Description: not only a rascal, but a bit of a spring onion about it too
Keywords:
- please let me have some grease
Description: off of the stovetop. i'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. i need it.
Keywords:
- c'mon everybody!!!!
Description: *runs off excitedly but no one follows me*
Keywords:
- due to personal reasons
Description: i have been classified as an enemy of the state
Keywords:
- hue hue hue heue hue
Description: HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Keywords:
- I JUST WANTED A STRAWBERRY
Description: ehhueeheehhhhhh
Keywords:
- you're laughing
Description: my mom literally sold me to One Direction and you're laughing
Keywords:
- let me eat oats from your hand im nice
Description: i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fing
Keywords:
- whatever lol... like i care
Description: in tears
Keywords:
- YOU'RE GONNA CRACK MY SKULL LIKE AN EGG?
Description: YOU'RE GONNA FRY ME? ON THE SIDEWALK? YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME??
Keywords:
- BREAKING NEWS:
Description: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU
Keywords:
- Hi! I refused to stay buried!
Description: Stop screaming, it's me, I'm just covered in dirt and blood because I had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home! TO YOU! :) Why are you running?
Keywords:
- what if i was evil
Description: and ran torwards you at very fast speeds
Keywords:
- no wet food for a MONTH?!
Description: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Keywords:
- im gonna UNLEARN SHAME
Description: *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
Keywords:
- KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY! KILL KILL KIL
Description: violence rules.
Keywords:
- reasons why wrath is crying #1834:
Description: izumi wouldn't let him leave the dinnertable until he finished eating a tomato
Keywords:
- oh... is this YOUR arm??
Description: I had NO IDEA
Keywords:
- IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Description: real winners quit
Keywords:
- THIS SUMMER
Description: follow ONE BOY'S inspiring journey to DIE TERRIBLY under VIOLENT CIRCUMSTANCES
Keywords:
- [during lull in conversation]
Description: maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps?
Keywords:
- you've given me a lot to think about
Description: despite KNOWING how much i don't like thinking about things
Keywords:
- when you're chilling home alone
Description: but then you feel grandma's sinister energy pull up in the driveway
Keywords:
- YOUNG MAN! There's no need to feel down
Description: I MEAN YOUNG THEY! I forgot your pronoun,
Keywords:
- MANIFEST your ASPIRATIONS and DREAMS
Description: BE the reason why your local woods are haunted
Keywords:
- nobody knows where i came from
Description: i just showed up one day and started doing my thing and god was like who the hell is that i didnt invite them
Keywords:
- :(
Description: packs my little hobo bindle and walks away sadly
Keywords:
- don't care didn't ask
Description: plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now
Keywords:
- im full of rage and dangerously stupid
Description: but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
Keywords:
- Pls stop debating whtherOR not im person
Description: unfortunately it hurts all3 of my feelings
Keywords:
- here's the thing: i'm a wiggler
Description: you can count on me to wobble, squirm, or even writhe when the occasion calls for it.
Keywords:
- me giving you a heartfelt gift :)
Description: Dead Chipmunk
Keywords:
- i am fine thank you for asking!
Description: though recently there has been a darkness growing within me
Keywords:
- NO mr noodle your HANDS!!!
Description: god DAMMIT mr noodle
Keywords:
- despite all the blood on my hands
Description: im still just simply me :)
Keywords:
- so... um....
Description: i should warn you... it turns out that 'nsfw' does NOT mean 'nice stuff for wrath' :(
Keywords:
- best type of area? definitely "wooded"
Description: the worst type is "restricted", don't tell me i can't be somewhere, i don't want to have to keep track of something like "where i am", what a waste of time
Keywords:
- I CAN'T EAT AT TACO BELL THOSE ARE CARBS
Description: GOD GLUTTONY YOU'RE SO STUPID
Keywords:
- I sufer fro m
Description: m the terryble clarity of my vishon
Keywords:
- i Amn just....... a litle creacher
Description: I Canot change this
Keywords:
- IT IS DARK...
Description: INSTINCTIVELY, I AM FRIGHTENED
Keywords:
- sorry I snapped at you
Description: the radio was too loud and my clothes felt weird
Keywords:
- youve heard of the bye bye man
Description: now get ready for.... the hasta la vista baby
Keywords:
- bro i cant remember /lh or /pos or whate
Description: just sneeze like a normal dog so i know we're only playfighting
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- SURPRISE BITCH
Description: BET YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SEE ME AGAIN
Keywords:
- me peace fully in bed
Description: after a long day of being weird and offputting
Keywords:
- the human body has 206 bones
Description: but as babies we start with 369. wouldn't you want to go back? 369. imagine the power.
Keywords:
- its quite easy to make noises
Description: oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me
Keywords:
- why bother using a ouija board??
Description: you can literally get the exact same results by having a conversation with me... fear... cryptic 1-word answers... me knocking stuff off of your desk...
Keywords:
- fluffiest little guy in a 10-mile radius
Description: 20 miles is a bit of a stretch but i think i could do it
Keywords:
- actually you know what?
Description: *disappears into the woods and is never heard of again*
Keywords:
- if you lean in real close
Description: you can hear my singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Keywords:
- look inside yourself. what do you see
Description: there should be at least a few lungs. give or take.
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- *explodes into a shower of gore and foam
Description: *when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but now wearing a dapper little suit*
Keywords:
- goes on a breaking and entering spree
Description: not stealing anything though, just changing every piece of 'live laugh love' decor to say 'die cry hate' instead
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- 'I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!!'
Description: i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and am transformed into a corn cob
Keywords:
- i could sniff you out in a crowd EASY
Description: on account of my high insmelligence. also you stink.
Keywords:
- hold that thought
Description: hold it right over a trash can and then let go, gravity will do the rest
Keywords:
- sleepy boy forced to get up
Description: 53729 dead, 120248 injured
Keywords:
- things i love about myself:
Description: #myhair #fashionstyle #sharpteeth
Keywords:
- do NOT put me in the club
Description: they will find out i am a parody of the human form. theyll know if i crawl out of the club more human then they themselves will have lost something
Keywords:
- at ur mom's house right now B)
Description: she is feeding me mac n cheese and also letting me eat all ur crayons
Keywords:
- I am but a monster in a factory
Description: God is the McElroy wheezing in agony as he watches my horrible body clip through a wall
Keywords:
- despite everything
Description: it's still you!
Keywords:
- me zeroing in on your fries
Description: after horfing down my entire combo meal in two minutes
Keywords:
- not me hiding in the sweater racks
Description: i keep lunging out at people who get too close, but the banana republic staff isn't allowed to put me down because i'm an endangered species
Keywords:
- if u r ever lonely out on the road
Description: just imagine me running alongside ur vehicle, effortlessly dodging obstacles
Keywords:
- it's actually totally ok to break laws
Description: if you think about them for awhile and decide they're stupid
Keywords:
- *evil villain voice*
Description: it's time to say "labyebye" to your labubu, you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*
Keywords:
- guess what i visited idiot loser land
Description: they said you're like a God to them
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- my love language??
Description: hmmm... i'd have to say "gnawing and clawing"
Keywords:
- YOU'RE AGAIN!
Description: Missed! But back! Returned! Joy! Sing of joy!
Keywords:
- did you notice what i did with my hair?
Description: yeah i put a bunch of it all over the place
Keywords:
- man i have no idea how eggs work
Description: they're like rocks right??? where do the birds come from?? how did they get in there?
Keywords:
- ????
Description: girl, what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament???
Keywords:
- what do you mean I didn't win?
Description: I ate more wet T-shirts than anybody else!
Keywords:
- attacka you with a branch
Description: fucking kill and smasha you on a rock
Keywords:
- when ur mom get home
Description: and make hte spagheti
Keywords:
- DIDYOU KNOW
Description: that you can do alchemy even if you're stupid? you can be really dumb and they won't even check
Keywords:
- haters dismayed to find me chillaxing
Description: haters on suicide watch after seeing me crack open a delicious cold beverage
Keywords:
- I was talking with the gnomes earlier
Description: and they don't even think you are worth playing whimsical little tricks and japes on
Keywords:
- jsyk the baby newts in my hair ARE alive
Description: they decided to live there after i fell asleep in a woodland ditch, i just have an ephemeral pond vibe i guess
Keywords:
- i may be cringe
Description: but you're mean and that's worse
Keywords:
- well the crying is a bit weird but
Description: i guess i'm still eating
Keywords:
- oh im not a bite risk
Description: im a bite GUARANTEE
Keywords:
- oh? you wanna play stupid games?
Description: watch how fast I can turn them into much, much stupider games
Keywords:
- so youre a problem solver big whoop
Description: where is the respect for the problem creators such as myself
Keywords:
- i am looking disrespectfully
Description: i am glaring with vitriol and malicious intent
Keywords:
- *coughs up blood*
Description: themes... motifs... *dies*
Keywords:
- but if I'M a monster and YOU'RE a monste
Description: .... then WHO'S DRIVING THE CAR?!?!?
Keywords:
- just to clear up some rumors
Description: i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didn't take them from anyone I grew them myself so STOP asking!!!!!
Keywords:
- 'What's wrong with you?!'
Description: lots and lots and lots and lots
Keywords:
- nhnhnhehenyAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Description: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Keywords:
- if i used the monkey's paw itd be fine
Description: the fingers would curl into a thumbs-up because i'd be so good at making my wishes
Keywords:
- im in sixth grade
Description: every day is a strugl
Keywords:
- um???? we're aroace actually
Description: we will not fuck or marry, we only know how to kill
Keywords:
- got a message for mozzarella sticks:
Description: HIDE.
Keywords:
- I smile darkely in a fucking graveyard..
Description: *CALMLY BEATS THEIR FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OF INCLUDEING MY MOMY
Keywords:
- ok
Description: (powerpoint transition to a photo of your gravestone)
Keywords:
- yeah no sorry i'm going to disappear
Description: yeah its gonna be an all day forever thing sorry. yeah no theres a big fog im running towards. its gonna swallow me whole. sorry.
Keywords:
- dying is so embarrassing
Description: hey i gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack i'm leaving behind
Keywords:
- wrath that's too many guns
Description: you don't need that many.
Keywords:
- oh my god i only mauled you a LITTLE
Description: grow up
Keywords:
- im not like the other kids
Description: i eat rocks
Keywords:
- OH? YOU GIVE WRATH BACK TO THE GATE?
Description: now your neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees it is uncomfortable. Fuck you.
Keywords:
- fucken bee brother
Description: that's a big-ass bee
Keywords:
- temp 2
Keywords:
- burnt cinnamon roll
Description: too bad for this world. too nasty.
Keywords:
- i told the crows what you did
Description: good luck next time you're in the woods
Keywords:
- [standing @ the foot of your bed at 3AM]
Description: .......... i frew up
Keywords:
- in another life
Description: i really would have liked to just play wolves with you
Keywords:
- the haters said i couldnt do it...
Description: ... and they were correct. honestly great call from the haters.
Keywords:
- if your in a tough situation
Description: try immediately escalating to violence. follow me for more life advice
Keywords:
- The 1938 Child Labor laws are too strict
Description: I can hear the song of the pickaxe striking... My brothers, it is time.
Keywords:
- are you in a good headspace
Description: to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now
Keywords:
- little beepo's misery is increasing
Description: LITTLE BEEPO'S MISERY IS INCREASING
Keywords:
- i dnt give a fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Description: *starts crying*
Keywords:
- i have to find it...
Description: the delight in the detritus....
Keywords:
- hi.
Description: can we play staring and breathing together
Keywords:
- im just built different
Description: like... incorrectly i think
Keywords:
- you. are not the guy.
Description: you're not CApABLE of being that guy. I had a guy but now i dont. you. are NOT. the guy
Keywords:
- Okay well
Description: okay so I guess I will basically just sit here and let this wash over me. OK.
Keywords:
- dimwits! fools!
Description: i bet you couldn't even COMPREHEND the shapes i'm capable of being
Keywords:
- tragic booboo wheel accident
Description: no survivors
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- about to touch every individual apple
Description: has NOT washed his hands
Keywords:
- My Mom worked hard today.
Description: She deserves a micro waved hotdog.
Keywords:
- changing my name to 'hazmat'
Description: short for 'hazardous matthew'
Keywords:
- dont cry becasue its over... Attack.
Description: Attack wverything around you. do spin attacks and hurt things.
Keywords:
- aren't you tired of being nice
Description: don't you just want to go ape shitt
Keywords:
- wow you people are stupid.
Description: hatred and condemn.
Keywords:
- ... you're no hamburger helper...
Description: YOU'RE just a hamburger hindrance
Keywords:
- nice outfit LOSER! 2001 called and they-
Description: wait. hold on. oh my god.
Keywords:
- You know what? Fuck you
Description: *lets it linger* *looks back in anger* *goes back to the old house*
Keywords:
- "You're losing blood." WRONG
Description: i know EXACTLY where it is... the floor. dont ever underestimate me
Keywords:
- [baby crying sound with doppler effect]
Description: A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?
Keywords:
- copied you but did it faster and better
Description: WHICH MEANS i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take your skin i get to take y
Keywords:
- dark ouside huh? :)
Description: thats because its nighttime now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world
Keywords:
- the depression? oh dont worry
Description: i'm fine i've been depressed since i was born it doesn't even register anymore
Keywords:
- roblox oof
Description: created by tommy tallarico
Keywords:
- opossums can't get rabies
Description: but -I- can!
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- Gently Placed In The Aquarium Touchtank
Description: By God, As A Reward For Being So Good And Polite
Keywords:
- judas... no
Keywords:
- Wait... there's a way out?
Description: Fuuuuck me. It's through? And that's the only way? Fuuuuuck dude
Keywords:
- we are under fucking attack
Keywords:
- waugh
Keywords:
- just sittin
Keywords:
- stock running sound effect
Keywords:
- big anime yell
Keywords:
- food coma
Keywords:
- damn bro...
Keywords:
- i cant go back to jail
Keywords:
- "Wrath don't forget to say grace"
Description: Oh okay... I'm thankful for my black crayon so I can draw darkness, and also The Cure.
Keywords:
- its all gone to shit
Keywords:
- male socialized.. female socialized..um
Description: guess what... I WASNT SOCIALIZED!! #straydog
Keywords:
- nature boy
Keywords:
- theyll see... theyll all see...