007. [Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]

[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]

[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]</sub>

She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.

And she's still not happy!

Why does she like clothes so much?

Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.

I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.



<sub>[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]

[He responds with a huff of his own.]</sub>

Hmph.

Anyway, she's brown.

So her name is Dirty.

_{[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]}

I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!

Comments

[audio]

[stonebones]

Oh!

[It's a bit of a surprise, but unfortunately Emil doesn't see what's quite so wrong about that, as someone called "young master" back home sometimes.]

It's just a little unusual, but that does make sense I guess. Do you like the name?

[audio]

[garbagechild]

_{[Alas, Wrath is talking about a very different kind of master.]}

Yes!

It fits me very well.

[audio]

[stonebones]

Hmn?

[Like sure, kid had issues, but he was pretty...cheery and innocent, sometimes.]

Ah, well... That's good then! It's pretty cool that you have a name that means something. ...I guess all names mean something, but they're not like yours.

[audio]

[garbagechild]

Exactly!

Nobody has to wonder about who or what I am because my name says it all! It's descriptive. I like descriptive things.

How am I supposed to know what to expect when someone has a name like Ed, or Bob? What kind of a name is Bob? That doesn't tell me anything.

[audio]

[stonebones]

[Hmmn...]

And that's how you name your pokemon? How come you named your new one 'Dirty', then?

[audio]

[garbagechild]

What do you mean?

Dirty's plenty descriptive.

[audio]

[stonebones]

Oh, no, I know that! It's descriptive for sure, I just, um...

What made you choose that name for her, I guess? Instead of another descriptive name.

[audio]

[garbagechild]

Because she's the color of mud and mud is dirty.

_{[DUH, Emil! Gosh.]}

[audio]

[stonebones]

She's also the color of chocolate pudding.

[He just still feels kind of bad for the pokemon even if she's been cranky...]

[audio]

[garbagechild]

Pudding is sweet.

Dirty's not sweet at all.

_{[HOW DARE HE COMPARE THIS TRASH POKEMON TO THE WONDER THAT IS PUDDING.]}

[audio]

[stonebones]

Mn. [Yeah, he probably shouldn't argue. 'Wrath', yadda yadda.] No, I guess she hasn't been...

I really do hope the two of you can get along soon. When she calms down, I mean.