007. [Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]

[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]

[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]</sub>

She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.

And she's still not happy!

Why does she like clothes so much?

Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.

I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.



<sub>[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]

[He responds with a huff of his own.]</sub>

Hmph.

Anyway, she's brown.

So her name is Dirty.

_{[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]}

I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!

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[pipers_son]

I see.

[He absolutely doesn't.]

Why don't the two of ya come over sometime, and maybe I can at least help ta make things work out a little easier between ya? If yer gonna be stuck with her, might as well make it some sorta pleasant experience.

Or at least not completely awful.

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[garbagechild]

Okay. That's a good idea.

Everybody likes you, after all.

_{[There's no resentment or sarcasm in that sentence-- he's just stating what he sees as a fact. Everybody loves Joker!!]}

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[pipers_son]

Ha! Ya learn tricks in my line a business~.

[Like lying to police- I mean what]

The two of ya can come over whenever ya have free time. I'll make sure my lot keep an eye out for ya, alright?

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[garbagechild]

Okay!

Maybe she'll like the circus.

Everything is fancy there.

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[pipers_son]

Ha! I wouldn't call it fancy. There's a lot more things we could have, but that takes a bit a savin' up.

Still, maybe she'll like our costumes. Seems like a dress up kinda gal.

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[garbagechild]

Really? It sure all looks fancy to me.

_{[But then again, the fanciest thing HE'D ever seen was Master's hidden manor, and that thing was, while magnificent, kind of run-down.]}

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[pipers_son]

One day I'll take ya somewhere real fancy! It'll knock yer socks off.

...That's just a sayin', don't take that too literal now.

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[garbagechild]

_{[JOKER KNOWS WRATH WELL.]}

Ohhhhh.

_{[Wrath nods, seriously. That makes a lot more sense than what he was thinking originally.]}

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[pipers_son]

[He has much experience with tiny trash children.]

Anyway, like I was sayin', just tell me when yer comin' ta visit. We'll look forward to meetin' yer new, ah... friend, suppose ya could call her.