007. [Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]

[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]

[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]</sub>

She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.

And she's still not happy!

Why does she like clothes so much?

Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.

I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.



<sub>[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]

[He responds with a huff of his own.]</sub>

Hmph.

Anyway, she's brown.

So her name is Dirty.

_{[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]}

I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!

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[garbagechild]

Yeah! REALLY!

_{[He says this defiantly, puffing out his chest. >8( He doesn't like your tone, Envy!]}

You can't let traitors go or they could use s... sensitive information AGAINST you! .... Or stab you through the HEAD.

I'm not gonna let THAT happen again!

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[exeggutorhead]

[The mention of stabbing through the head just keeps confirming what Envy already suspected, which is that Wrath was probably directly comparing this Pokemon to Lust. He might not have been around to see it happen, but he can guess that it did when Lust made her betrayal known. Wrath is naming Pokemon after the rest of them, but why?]

But wouldn't giving her a name she doesn't like just make her want to turn traitor MORE?

You haven't named any of your others after dirt, have you?

[Does Wrath even have any that aren't named after the sins?]

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[garbagechild]

_{[WELL, there's Pipsqueak, and also Stinky Phil, but in all fairness Envy has probably never heard of Stinky Phil. And also in all fairness, Wrath didn't name that one.]}

Well, she ALREADY scratched me!

She's OBVIOUSLY not gonna change her mind.

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy just. ROLLS HIS EYES. Honestly he's playing all this up to piss Wrath off but some of it is DEFINITELY GENUINE "OH COME ON".]

What, none of your others ever cause problems?

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[garbagechild]

_{[Wrath puffs like an angry squirrel.]}

Of course they do, but it's never on purpose.

Hungry isn't very smart, but he tries his best.

And Mad's just a baby, she doesn't know any better!