007. [Video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]

[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]

[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]</sub>

She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.

And she's still not happy!

Why does she like clothes so much?

Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.

I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.



<sub>[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]

[He responds with a huff of his own.]</sub>

Hmph.

Anyway, she's brown.

So her name is Dirty.

_{[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]}

I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[At that, Teddie takes out a notebook, scratching his chin.]

A store, hrmmm~?

[And he begins to write something down. What he could possibly write after "a store I guess" is...debatable, but chances are it's literally "A STORE" in big, bold print.

No one said bears are good detectives.]

But that's more like it, nothing's better than the feeling of warm fuzzy socks on your freezing toes! ...Bearhaps that's why your new pokeydokeymon is all cranky. Did you check to see if her feet are all cold?

[garbagechild]

_{[IN ALL FAIRNESS, if Wrath could write, that's... probably what he'd put down too. Bears aren't good detectives, and neither are undead babies brought back from beyond the grave.]}

Her feet are big and furry, and also it's HOT out now. Not like a bit ago when there was all that white stuff on the ground.

I'm pretty sure they're not cold.

[kingofthetvworld]

White stuff?

[He has to blink at that. What sort of white stuff would be on the- OH!]

Do you not know what the heck a snow is? That's like the best weather out there!

[And just like that, he's already stopped caring about the lopunny. Sorry, but there's a snow-related injustice he has to make right.]

[garbagechild]

The best?

_{[Wrath sounds kind of skeptical.]}

I don't know about that. It was fun at first but then it got cold and wet and made all my human body juices come out of my face.

[kingofthetvworld]

Well, duh! You're not suppose to stay out there forever! That's when you go inside and drink hot cocoa until you get sick. That way, you can skip out on work the next day and stay home drinking even more.

[But before Teddie can get a chance to further explain his flawless ideas, his mind pulls a mental record scratch. Hold on, back up.]

Human body...?

You aren't human?!

[garbagechild]

_{[In stark contrast to Teddie's unbridled energy in everything he does, Wrath's response is almost blase.]}

No.

Or I wasn't, till I came HERE.

It's not like I thought it would be.