Wrath (
garbagechild) wrote2015-07-16 11:49 pm
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Entry tags:
- *final fantasy: cecil harvey,
- *final fantasy: serah farron,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: scar,
- *jimmy two-shoes: jimmy two-shoes,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *nier: emil,
- *persona 4: teddie,
- *the cain saga: mary weather hargreaves,
- *wreck-it ralph: ralph,
- dirty the lopunny,
- idk my bff lustpunny,
- video,
- wrath would rather be a nudist
007. [Video]
[It's not uncommon for Wrath to be sharing screentime with his Pokemon, but in this case, he looks distinctly irritated about it.]
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.

[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!
[Behind him is a Lopunny that's a good foot or so taller than him, clad in a dress that is... DAMN FANCY-LOOKING, ACTUALLY. There's like... frills and ribbons and junk.]
[Wrath glares directly into the camera, appealing to the hypothetical audience to side with him.]
She wasn't gonna be happy until Mama and I bought her a DRESS.
And she's still not happy!
Why does she like clothes so much?
Pokemon don't even need to wear clothes like people and things that look like people do.
I wish I was a Pokemon, because then I wouldn't need to wear clothes.

[The Lopunny-- a recent acquisition from the raid he'd performed with Ralph of a wealthy socialite's all-night dinner party, aka Wrath's first Real Mission (tm)-- lets out a huff and taps her long, curved claws impatiently on her arm. She clearly is about as pleased to be paired with Wrath as he is with her.]
[He responds with a huff of his own.]
Hmph.
Anyway, she's brown.
So her name is Dirty.
[The rabbit Pokemon's head whips around, outraged, but Wrath yells right over her angry growl.]
I DON'T CARE, DIRTY!
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She won't like you any better if you call name her that, you know.
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I don't need to make her like me.
I already have Pokemon that like me.
Like Sleepy. Sleepy likes me.
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I got a dress for her.
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I think she's just upset because she hates me for no reason.
[OR MAYBE SHE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU STOLE HER, WRATH.]
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Well, yeah, but that's not the point. There's a reason for everything we do, it's just a matter of understanding what it is.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting, I just get up and run around and flail my arms a lot and I don't really have a reason for it.
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You do that because you have way too much energy; and you hate being still, anyway.
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Being still is kind of like being dead, and I don't want to ever be dead.
[Oh how things change.]
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["I want to go to the place Mommy is."]
[Al bites his lip, and his lips pull into a very sad sort of smile.]
Well, I don't want you to be dead, either.
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[He sees a smile, so he smiles back.]
I'm glad you changed your mind to agree with me!
[8) HE REMEMBERS WHEN YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM.]