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_{[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]

[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]}

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if u hav seen them mesg rath pls

thank

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_{[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]

[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]

[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]

[8( WELL?]

[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]}

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rely??? thats a nice job myn was not nearle so nice

thank u 4 helping yachi!!

What was your job? Sometimes all you need is a change of attitude to see a job in a better light.

o it was mostle killing pepl

somtyms it was fun but then somtyms they wud try 2 kill u back and then it was not so fun

[o wait what

She could maybe reason her way around that first "killing," but with that second "kill," she can't pretend he's made the same typo twice. There's a sudden distressing thought that maybe this isn't a missing persons poster as much as it's an assassin's hit list, but she forcefully swallows that down with a shake of her head. Jumping to conclusions has gotten her into trouble too many times, especially when she's thinking bad thoughts onto people who don't deserve it.

Kill... Killing... There's kills in volleyball, in which you successfully score a point for the team. Maybe he means this sort of kill? A game? A violent but fun video game?]

Yeah... I can imagine it'd be frustrating, and really scary! But you don't do it anymore? Did you win, or did something happen?

_{[Wrath may or may not be the worst-spelling assassin in existence.]}

wel

my tem mate LUST was on a mishin with me but it turnd owt she was a traytor and she stabd me in the hed at which poynt i dyed

then i woke up heer

now i hav a difrent job!

but its a sekrit i cant tel u that 1

[what D:]

are you a zombie??

no i am a homunculus

wat is

a zom b?? ???

homunculus????

[That's even more terrifying than a zombie, granted the first image of a homunculus that pops into Yachi's head is the cortical homunculus and probably-- HOPEFULLY!!-- not what he means. How does he know what a homunculus is but not a zombie?]

A zombie is a person who's died and come back to life. What do you mean by homunculus??

_{[There's a long pause, during which he may or may not have gasped out loud.]}

O!!!

i gess i am a ZOM B to then!!!!

_{[Lust and Envy are gonna be SO surprised to hear that there's another word for what they all are!!!]}

a homunculus is wat hapens when an alchemyst trys 2 bring a ded hyuman being back 2 lyf

insted of the hyuman they get a homunculus which is a damned being frum hell

usually that is not what they wanted!!! but they just keep doin it aneways

alchemysts r stupid

[She stares at the screen and tries... really hard... not to throw it to her feet. What is this. Poor child is mixing reality and video games --or so she desperately tells herself because she does not want to believe this. He's messing with her, right? Has to be.]

Hah... yeah, they're silly! I've never heard about the corpse reanimation, but what I've read about alchemists are that they worked to turn rock into gold. But even though turning things into gold is impossible, they contributed a lot to basic science! You mom? must have tried really hard?? with the whole birth thin g

[?? ???? Sometimes a baby's heart is stopped at birth and needs to be restarted but they're technically 'dead' and they get revived and his mom is a scientist or something WHO KNOWS]

_{[... Well, the irony here is that she's spot on about alchemists (they DID largely want to figure out how to create infinite gold), and more importantly, also about Wrath's mom.]

[Izumi Curtis had been one of the most gifted alchemists the world had ever seen.]

[Her baby had been stillborn.]

[The rest was history.]

[But unfortunately, bringing it up may have been a mistake. Because after a few minutes of stunned silence on Wrath's end...]}

THAT IS NOT MY MOTHR

SHE THREW ME AWAY AFTER BRINGING ME BACK BCUZ I WAS NOT WHAT SHE WANTED!!!

SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER ALCHEMYSTS I HATE HER

DONT EVER TALK ABOWT HER AGAYN!!!

[Cripes. She stepped on a landmine and there goes her head]

I'M SORRY I'M SORY THAT'S TEERRIBLE OF HER WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE I'M SSORRY

YOU HAVELOTS OF PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU NOW! LOST OF FRIENDS!!

**LOTS!!!!!!!!

[oh crap that was a terrible typo]

_{[POOR HITOKA YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER]}

thats ryt i DO

i hav lots of frens they r good

they dont throw u away just bcuz u r not a real baby

or try 2 kill u when u com back agayn layter

i dont want 2 talk anemore

):

Okay. I'll work hard to find your friends! Who care about you!! And won't try to kill you!! I won't try to kill you either, promise!!!!!

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text; OH GOOD LORD i hadn't looked at a pic of that thing in years and forgot how creepy it was

text; I'M SORRY psych class was more recent than my fma rewatch so that's all i could think of asfdj

text; tbf FMA homunculi are pretty f'd up when they're first born MAYBE ONE LOOKED LIKE THAT

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