Wrath (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
garbagechild) wrote2015-03-01 09:52 pm
garbagechild) wrote2015-03-01 09:52 pm
Entry tags:
- *ace attorney: phoenix wright,
- *final fantasy: cecil harvey,
- *fire emblem: cynthia,
- *franken fran: veronica madaraki,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *nightmare before xmas: jack skellington,
- *tales of xillia: rideaux,
- *tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- a sparkling animal,
- action,
- like trainer like pokemon,
- mad the deino,
- rocket hq,
- video,
- wrath is great at naming things
004. [Video/Action for Rocket HQ]
[There are plenty of newborn Pokemon that enter the world squalling or cooing.]
[This one entered with a whole lot of growling and then nearly took somebody's finger off.]
[The little Deino on the screen, which happens to have a faintly-sparkling green coat rather than the customary blue, is yanking and worrying at the end of one of the scarves that its trainer had received for Christmas as well as the egg it had just hatched from. It's been in the world outside its eggshell for about five minutes and it's already filled with fury at the fact that this long soft thing exists in its general vicinity.]
[Wrath is thrilled.]
[He turns to the camera (which is presumably held by his Kangaskhan) proudly, apparently unconcerned that the tiny dino-dragon is nearly tugging the scarf right off of him.]
The rock turned into a sparkling animal!
Her name is Mad.
Mad likes to bite.
[... A little like her trainer, actually. They also share the same hairdo aesthetic. This is clearly a match made in heaven.]
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My friend Ralph says they taste like they're probably made of real dogs. They're pretty tasty, so he's probably right.
[Wrath may or may not have missed the point of why Ralph was sarcastically saying they were made of real dogs.]
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[Otherwise he's going to have to be putting together a shit list of people lying to children in a hurry.]
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[Sounds like that honestly had not occurred to him.]
Maybe he was. He does that sometimes.
[Now he's frowning, though.]
But if they're not made of dogs, why are they called hot dogs?
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You know, I really don't know. Maybe it's slang.
[He pats Wrath on the shoulder, smiling.]
Guess I'll have to find that one out.
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Tell me if you do.
Cuz now I'm hungry and curious!
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Y'know, we could go for hot dogs instead.
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--Really?
CAN we?!
[OH BOY]
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Come on, I know a place. It's not far.
[And indeed it's not. Greed leads Wrath to a small, quiet diner.]
Try not to harass the patrons too much.
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[Pleased as punch, Wrath bobbles along after Greed until they get to the diner, at which point he lingers by the door a little. He's been to diners before-- post-mission refueling sessions. But he's also gotten kicked out of at least one for disruptive behavior.]
[Orders is orders, though, so Greed's suggestion is all he needs as permission to enter.]
[He scrambles over to one of the stools by the counter, climbing onto it.]
Can we get the soft yellow twigs, too?
[.... he's talking about french fries.]
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He watches carefully to see the kid settling down. He's good at following orders, and while that might be Dante's fault, Greed can't help but feel a little grateful for it right now.]
...soft yellow twigs?
[Greed's brows raise as he sits down next to Wrath, and it's a moment before he smiles, realizing what the kid's talking about.]
Sure, of course.
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[Which Greed, being one of the oldest of them all, does.]
[The boy grins broadly when his request is okayed. If he were a dog, his tail would be wagging. He sets the growling Deino down in his lap like a stuffed animal and brushes his hair back a little so that the Zubat perched on his head has more room to sit.]
I like those things.
They're salty and taste much better than the kinds of twigs you find outside.
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They're much better for you than the twigs you find outside, too.
[Because they're actually food. Homunculi can't get away with eating nothing here in Johto after all.]
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Good!
I bet Mad will like them.
She's a baby so she needs soft things. Right?
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Sure, I'm sure she'll appreciate the food.
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Or if they don't, everybody SHOULD.
Food is pretty great.
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Well, he likes eating, that's for sure. Greed can't quite mask the way his eyes brighten.]
Lots of places to eat at around here, that's for sure.
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A bit ago, I got to go to a place with a big colorful picture of a pink cow on the front, and I got to eat a thing called a brr-grr.
[He swings his legs a little bit as he elaborates on this fabled food.]
It was really good, but since I didn't eat the bread, it got kinda messy.
[Most of it had wound up ON him instead of IN him.]
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Any reason you didn't eat the bread with your burger?
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It's full of snakes, remember?
[GOSH GREED, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!]
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Thankfully he manages to keep himself from saying that little tidbit.]
Bread isn't full of snakes. I've told you that before.
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[In any case, Wrath sniffs slightly, shrugging and rocking the Deino in his lap.]
Better safe than sorry.
[Where the hell did he pick THAT one up? It certainly hadn't come from his OWN inner vault of worldly phrases.]
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Where'd you hear that from?
[Maybe it's too obvious of a question; Dante was much too cautious and calculating to ever say something like that.]
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OH!
My friend Ralph says that sometimes.
Usually when I ask him things. Like why I should always knock on closed doors before going in.
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Sounds like Ralph knows his stuff to me.
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