garbagechild | 004. [Video/Action for Rocket HQ]

_{[There are plenty of newborn Pokemon that enter the world squalling or cooing.]

[This one entered with a whole lot of growling and then nearly took somebody's finger off.]

[The little Deino on the screen, which happens to have a faintly-sparkling green coat rather than the customary blue, is yanking and worrying at the end of one of the scarves that its trainer had received for Christmas as well as the egg it had just hatched from. It's been in the world outside its eggshell for about five minutes and it's already filled with fury at the fact that this long soft thing exists in its general vicinity.]

[Wrath is thrilled.]

[He turns to the camera (which is presumably held by his Kangaskhan) proudly, apparently unconcerned that the tiny dino-dragon is nearly tugging the scarf right off of him.]}

The rock turned into a sparkling animal!

Her name is Mad.

Mad likes to bite.

_{[... A little like her trainer, actually. They also share the same hairdo aesthetic. This is clearly a match made in heaven.]}

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What a fantastic monster! And what a fitting name!

[Well, there is one thing that has gotten Kaneki's attention about this video, and that would be the Deino currently chewing on Wrath's scarf. He's done enough nervous research on his own to know that that is indeed probably the Pokemon he thinks it is, though it's coloring is a bit different...he still feels the need to ask.]

Is that a Deino?

Isn't she great? Her teeth are so sharp.

_{[He's pretty pleased with the name, too. It took him a whole five seconds to come up with it.]}

Huh?

Oh, I don't know.

I just know she's Mad.

_{[Does this kid even remotely look like he's figured out how to access the Pokedex function of his 'Gear?]}

[WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT...]

Do you know what she's so mad about?

Ah, yes, Deinos tend to do that. That's how they discover new objects, and how they recognize others. Does she have a favorite biting target?

_{[Wrath shakes his head.]}

Nuh uh.

She only came out of the rock a couple minutes ago. She's just mad.

She reminds me of me!

I...I see. I heard that they're like that, when they hatch...

[Oh boy, he's got something to look forward to.]

She hasn't...tried attacking you or anything, has she?

Really?

That would explain why she's biting everything.

I think the scarf must be pretty tasty, because she's biting that a lot.

_{[He looks over his shoulder, to where the little furry dinosaur is shaking the scarf around like a wild animal.]}

... Either that or she really hates it.

Oh, the first thing she did was bite my hand! Look!

_{[He holds up his left hand, which has a bandage messily wrapped around it. He sounds... REALLY CHEERFUL.]}

There was so much blood!

It's okay, though. It turns out blood stops when you put lots of cloth on it.

So I won't bleed to death.

...It's somewhat hard to tell which possibility is applicable here.

[But his tone is uncertain, as if he does not find it that hard.]

Thankfully, she's unlikely to break a fang on a scarf. She's not choking you, is she?

Aw, she's so cute! Just be careful what you let her bite, okay?

[Here's hoping Wrath doesn't just...immediately hang up or something.]

[For just a moment, it looks like Kaneki might be sick. And it certainly does take him a second to try and regain his composure, leaning back a little from his Gear's screen when Wrath brandishes his hand excitedly like it's a battle scar.]

O-oh.

...are you going to be alright...?

What? No. It's long enough that I can have some and she can have some.

I like sharing.

A most admirable quality, and certainly one you'll easily teach her. How well does she listen to you, when she's not busy biting her surroundings?

[..Huh, so that's what happened to that trubbish.

Veronica was admittedly a little concerned herself. Kid you're going to lose a finger. Are there even doctors for humans in this world.]

Uhh...

[She is concerned for your safety but she doesn't know how to exactly express that, so yeah confused silence. Sorry, Wrath.]

_{[No, he won't hang up. He does, however, give his head a sort of haughty toss. He won't ignore his enemies-- it's obvious that he CAN'T. It's a small world. But he doesn't have to be nice.]}

She's not cute, she's fierce and strong.

I bet she could beat any of yours.

_{[Yes, because a baby dinosaur ferociously wrestling a scarf is clearly going to be a battling prodigy.]}

Of course! The cloth stops the blood.

So I just have to keep the cloth on forever.

_{[... Yeah, uh... Wrath really doesn't know much about how the human body works in case that wasn't immediately obvious.]}

[...oh dear.]

Well...it will get better. I don't know how badly you were bitten, so you might need stitches...but as long as you keep it clean it should heal.

[Assuming that generally works the same here as it would back home.]

Listen to me?

Umm....

I don't know.

I haven't told her to do anything.

Oh!

Hi Vernicka!

Do you like my fuzzy bitelizard?

Her name is Mad.

_{[You said that in the original video, Wrath.]}

No one said those are mutually exclusive.

[Al lets out a soft chuckle and shakes his head. Well, Lisa was picking fights the moment she popped out of her shell, so...]

She's only level one right now, Wrath. I've been training mine for quite a while now. But I bet when you do train her she'll be really strong.

Stitches?

You mean like the things Vernicka has?

_{[... He's talking about Veronica, and he's just sort of... assuming that this guy knows who she is.]}

Level one? What does that mean?

_{[GUESS WHO HASN'T LEARNED JACK ABOUT ACTUAL POKEMON TRAINING]}

[Well, it's a good thing that Kaneki has met Veronica before, stitches and all, and can figure out who he's talking about.]

Something like that, yeah. Just on your hand though, and you wouldn't have to always have them or anything.

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