Wrath (
garbagechild) wrote2015-03-01 09:52 pm
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Entry tags:
- *ace attorney: phoenix wright,
- *final fantasy: cecil harvey,
- *fire emblem: cynthia,
- *franken fran: veronica madaraki,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *nightmare before xmas: jack skellington,
- *tales of xillia: rideaux,
- *tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- a sparkling animal,
- action,
- like trainer like pokemon,
- mad the deino,
- rocket hq,
- video,
- wrath is great at naming things
004. [Video/Action for Rocket HQ]

[There are plenty of newborn Pokemon that enter the world squalling or cooing.]
[This one entered with a whole lot of growling and then nearly took somebody's finger off.]
[The little Deino on the screen, which happens to have a faintly-sparkling green coat rather than the customary blue, is yanking and worrying at the end of one of the scarves that its trainer had received for Christmas as well as the egg it had just hatched from. It's been in the world outside its eggshell for about five minutes and it's already filled with fury at the fact that this long soft thing exists in its general vicinity.]
[Wrath is thrilled.]
[He turns to the camera (which is presumably held by his Kangaskhan) proudly, apparently unconcerned that the tiny dino-dragon is nearly tugging the scarf right off of him.]
The rock turned into a sparkling animal!
Her name is Mad.
Mad likes to bite.
[... A little like her trainer, actually. They also share the same hairdo aesthetic. This is clearly a match made in heaven.]
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It's how you measure the strength of Pokemon. When they're just born they only have one level, but if you train them in battles they get stronger and stronger until they have one hundred levels. They also learn new abilities too, like to breathe fire or blast their opponents with water.
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[The cogs in his head are whirring away. FUZZY DRAGON DAUGHTER IS GONNA BE THE STRONGEST, he's decided.]
Well, then I'll teach Mad to breathe fire AND water!
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[...really, he probably shouldn't be teaching the feral child how to make his Pokemon into a battling monstrosity, but it doesn't feel right leaving Wrath completely clueless.]
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[... Well, if Wrath's paranoid suspicion doesn't get in the way.]
What's a technical machine?
All machines are technical.
That doesn't make sense.
You're trying to trick me.
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No, people in this world just suck at naming things. They're called TMs for short, and they're these little disks that somehow [He gestures with a grimace for 'I know this is completely insane but that's how it is' emphasis,] if you break it over a Pokemon's head and they can learn the move that's on the disk, they'll learn it. I've used them before, but it's still really weird.
If you don't believe me you could ask someone at the department store. They sell TMs there, but they keep them all in cases since they're pretty expensive.
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I went to the department store once and they told me I had to leave.
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[He can think of so many reasons, but he's more curious if they just chucked him out or he got himself into trouble first.]
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[When you're so filthy and unkempt that you're mistaken for a soot-covered Tangela by Goldenrod Department Store employees... it's bad.]
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Well, if you wanna go check things out, I can come with you so they don't try to kick you out like that again. [And maybe try to clean him up a bit beforehand...]
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Yuck!
I'm not goin' anywhere with you!
[Wrath continues to rebuff Al's eternally-patient attempts at friendship: news at 11.]
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I figured I'd offer. Let me know if you ever change your mind.
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If I see you again, I'm gonna let Mad bite you as much as she wants.
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I'm sure you will.