002. [Video/Action for Goldenrod-- backdated to Christmas morning]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Guess who has no idea what Christmas is, and also can't read worth a damn and therefore has no idea where either of the packages he got came from?]

[THIS KID!]</sub>

GHROOOOO!

Put your head down, Mama, show the screen machine your bow and hat!

<sub>[A very proud-looking Kangaskhan face pops in front of the camera-- with a long navy-blue scarf tied neatly around her neck in a bow as fancy as a pair of eight-year-old hands can manage.]

[... And there's also a big fluffy sweater on top of her head. The sleeves are pulled over her ears.]

[After everybody's gotten a great look at Mama's sweet new outfit, Wrath's head wiggles into the frame, looking even messier than in his first video, if that's even possible. ... There's another sweater with its sleeves tied around his forehead like a headband.]

[Pretty much the whole screen is dominated by their faces, but judging by the snowflakes stuck in Wrath's hair and the wool of the scarf and sweaters, they're outdoors somewhere.]</sub>


Look! Look, see, how she's even prettier!

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[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Yeah, with somebody to look out for them. That's what taxes are for. Isn't that the kind of place you've been living before you got brought here? A big house?

[Blake's met more than a few people not real acquainted with technology here.] It's a modern invention. You must be from someplace old-timey. What about cars, you know those? Guns? Radios?

Look. Let's start with an easy one. What's your name, kid?

[video]

[garbagechild]

No. That's not where I was at all.

<sub>[... Okay, Dante technically had a big house, and he did have people looking after him... AND none of them had parents...]

[... Okay maybe THAT was an orphanage. But he's still never heard the term before!]</sub>

I'm Wrath.

And I know about guns and cars.

_{[But nope. No TV.]}