Wrath (
garbagechild) wrote2016-04-24 05:06 pm
008. [Text / Action]
[TEXT]
[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]
[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]
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if u hav seen them mesg rath pls
thank
[ACTION]
[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]
[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]
[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]
[8( WELL?]
[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]
[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]
[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]
>>open file: gone.jpg

if u hav seen them mesg rath pls
thank
[ACTION]
[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]
[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]
[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]
[8( WELL?]
[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]

[Video]
Well, Wrath, I'm Ashley, and I'll do whatever I can to help. Your friends' names, what are they again? Uh...Al...phonse, right? And...
[She's. She's leading somewhere with this, really.]
[Video]
Oh. Like ashes. Okay.
[He doesn't entirely understand the logic behind human naming schemes, but he knows what ashes are! He's been reduced to ashes on several occasions!]
Their names are Alphonse, Scar, and Greed.
[He repeats these names, fairly patiently. He's gotten used to doing that for everybody who asks.]
Re: [Video]
She nods along, alright. Alphonse, that's what she thought. Scar, that's a weird name, and-
...Oh.] Greed?
[Blink.]
Kind of...spiky hair, sharp teeth? That Greed? Oh, what am I saying, of course that Greed, it's not a common name... My gosh, I talked to him... Not recently, but.
[Video]
--YES! Yes, that's him! That's Greed!
He is mostly composed of spikes and sharp things.
If you talk to him again, will you tell him to come back to his house? His sharks are sad.
[Video]
I- of course, I will, I'll send him right along. I- like I said it wasn't recently but-- if I see him or hear from him, I'll...I'll kick his butt until he goes right back to you!
[Video]
... How long are your legs?
[... he's asking for a reason he swears]
[Video]
Uh. Not...very long...?
[Video]
Greed is very tall.
If you wanted to kick his butt, your legs would need to reach it.
[Video]
You know, fair.]
I'll. I'll use a ladder.
[Video]
[But he seems appreciative of the effort she's willing to put in.]
[Video]
[As long as the kid smiles, she's willing to deal with it.]