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[garbagechild]

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<sub>[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]

[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]</sub>

>>open file: gone.jpg



if u hav seen them mesg rath pls

thank

[ACTION]

<sub>[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]

[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]

[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]

[8( WELL?]

[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]</sub>

Comments

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[callbacks]

ok well if you go to one of those and buy yourself a lemonade
thats pretty much liquid chill right there
i mean apple juice is better but for some reason thats harder to find around here??
like you gotta go to stores and shit and man sometimes i just aint got time for that runaround
i demand fruit flavored sugar water delivered into my hands as instantaneously as thought

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[garbagechild]

A LEMON ADE?? I HAV NOT HAD THAT

IS IT LIKE ORNJ JYUSE

MAMA LETS ME HAV THAT SOMTYMS

[Text]

[callbacks]

huh
well sure i guess its kind of like orange juice in that lemons and oranges are both citrus fruits
lemonades yellow instead of orange though
and sourer
but they put hella sugar in lemonade so it still tastes sweet as fuck
hey kid how old are you

[Text]

[garbagechild]

I DONT LYK SOWR THINGS BUT I DO LYK SUGAR

I ALSO DONT KNO HOW OLD I AM

A YEAR I THINK

?

MAYB 2

[Text]

[callbacks]

[...Okay...well then.]

you type very well for your years

[Text]

[garbagechild]

_{[He's not counting the eight years or so he spent in The Void.]}

THANK U

ANOTHR PERSON TOLD ME THEY CUD TELL BY HOW I TYPD THAT I WAS YONG BUT THAT I DID WELL

IT IS NYS 2 HEER THAT FROM ANOTHR PERSON AS WELL