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garbagechild) wrote2016-04-24 05:06 pm
garbagechild) wrote2016-04-24 05:06 pm
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[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]
[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]
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if u hav seen them mesg rath pls
thank
[ACTION]
[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]
[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]
[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]
[8( WELL?]
[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]
[GOOD MORNING, JOHTO!]
[THERE'S A PICTURE IN YOUR INBOX.]
>>open file: gone.jpg
if u hav seen them mesg rath pls
thank
[ACTION]
[Are you in Goldenrod City or its surrounding territories?]
[Then YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE LUCK to be approached by a small child in increasingly-grubby conditions as the day goes on. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson about approaching strangers by this point, but if he has, it's not stopping him.]
[He will approach anyone and everyone who stops long enough to make eye contact, but instead of challenging you to a Pokemon battle, he will instead thrust the image above, finger-painted on a scrap of filthy paper rather than a crappy .jpg at you. He's still got paint on his fingers. Maybe his beseeching puppydog-blue eyes (the most pitiful ones he can MANAGE) will outweigh the unintentionally-horrifying nature of the three portraits.]
[8( WELL?]
[HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?]
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BUT! POTATOES ARE THE MOST VERSATILE VEGETABLE OF THEM ALL! YOU CAN MASH THEM! ROAST THEM! BAKE THEM! GRILL THEM! PUT THEM IN STEWS! WHY, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!
!!! YOUR FRIENDS! I'M SO SORRY! WHERE DID YOU SEE THEM LAST? THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL ASSIST IN YOUR SEARCH!
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bcoming a hyuman is hard not evn the best allkemists bak in amestrs cud do it
and if u lov potaytos so much then u can hav them i dont want any
[There's more to being human than just having a heartbeat, needing to eat and sleep, and being functionally alive. Because none of that is particularly spectacular but it's also the only thing that's discernably different from how everything felt to Wrath back home! SURELY there has to be more to the thing he was desperately striving towards than this.]
[But also the joke's on him, he loves french fries and has no idea they have anything to do with the lumpy brown "organic rocks" that he has constantly scorned since arriving.]
aneway i saw them a long tym ago lyk 5 days at lest
but i saw gred sooner than the others
he is the 1 whos eys r purpl
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