No, my friend Jimmy calls me the Amazing Wolf Boy but I'm not actually related to wolves, and I've only ever had one head. I've been reduced to slime a couple of times, though. It's unpleasant, but not my natural state of matter.

_{[He rattles all this off oddly formally, tapping his chin with one sharp little fingernail.]}

I was a Homunculus.

All Homunculi want to be human, but now that I'm human, it's not really how I expected it to be. ... A lot itchier.