Wrath (
garbagechild) wrote2015-04-13 12:21 am
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Entry tags:
- *attack on titan: petra ral,
- *black butler: joker,
- *dragon age: cole,
- *franken fran: veronica madaraki,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: frank archer,
- *fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- *fullmetal alchemist: lust,
- *heroes: molly walker,
- *kamen rider gaim: mitsuzane kureshima,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *over the garden wall: wirt,
- *tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- goldenrod city,
- sleepy the vaporeon,
- someone teach him not to post evidence,
- wrath is the best rocket
005. [Video]
[For what is possibly the FIRST TIME since this kid figured out how to hit the 'post' button, the video is actually STILL.]
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Half an hour later...]
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
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[... 8( HIS FRIEND DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY.]
[Wrath frowns, tilting his head.]
Why not?
I didn't do anything.
I found a different blue tube dog.
[LITERALLY NOBODY IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT, WRATH.]
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But sure, let's pretend Wrath didn't steal someone's Pokemon.]
You gotta admit, the timing is a little suspicious.
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That guy's house was FULL of empty bottles.
Where did he get the money to buy ALL those bottles?
A bottle of fizzy water from the vending machine costs a LOT, and there were at least five in the house.
He was probably up to something.
[In crafting an extremely flimsy change-of-topic, Wrath also just admitted that he went into the guy's house. GOOD GOING, KIDDO.]
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Look, Greed is okay with a lot of things. He's the easiest person in the world to have as a father figure if you are a tiny monster person because he doesn't know how to be a parent, doesn't know anything about kids, and is a centuries-old homunculus. That being said, he knows enough about blending in to know that breaking into a person's house just isn't appropriate behavior.]
That's no good. You shouldn't sneak into people's homes, Wrath.
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The door wasn't locked!
[8( DARIUS HE HAD TO]
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Kid, that man's probably gonna be looking for her.
Even if he looked like he was really mean to her.
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[Oh no his voice is cracking.]
He didn't love her.
But I do! I love her.
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I'm not gonna say give her back.
[He couldn't. Not to a fellow homunculus, especially not to somebody's dead child.]
Just don't get caught, okay? No more showing off like this.
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... just wanted to show everybody how beautiful she is...
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Listen, Wrath, I...
I don't want you to get hurt. I don't want one of those police ladies to come and lock you away. If you're gonna rescue another Pokemon, don't say where you got her from okay?
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'll be more careful.
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Keep out of trouble, kiddo.