Wrath (
garbagechild) wrote2015-04-13 12:21 am
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Entry tags:
- *attack on titan: petra ral,
- *black butler: joker,
- *dragon age: cole,
- *franken fran: veronica madaraki,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: frank archer,
- *fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- *fullmetal alchemist: lust,
- *heroes: molly walker,
- *kamen rider gaim: mitsuzane kureshima,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *over the garden wall: wirt,
- *tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- goldenrod city,
- sleepy the vaporeon,
- someone teach him not to post evidence,
- wrath is the best rocket
005. [Video]
[For what is possibly the FIRST TIME since this kid figured out how to hit the 'post' button, the video is actually STILL.]
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Half an hour later...]
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
[video | locked]
I'm very fast.
They won't catch me.
NO ONE can catch me!
Not even YOU.
[video | locked]
I'm saying that you need to watch what you're posting if you don't want THEM to catch you!
I know you know how to stay hidden, so do that, since you already broadcast this.
[video | locked]
You're not the boss of me!
Why are you trying to boss me around?!
[video | locked]
If that's bossing, then fine. I'm bossing you around. But you should listen if you don't want to get arrested.
[video | locked]
Enemies don't help each other.
[video | locked]
Well that's not stopping me, now is it?
[Even if he doesn't really consider Wrath an enemy at this point, he's too annoyed and stubborn to actually SAY so. He doesn't even know what he considers Wrath. It's all just a complicated mess that he doesn't know what to do with.]
But fine. You don't want it, I won't bother.
[video | locked]
[Wrath bristles right back, voice rising to a high-pitched bark.]
GOOD! THEN DON'T!
[video | locked]
[Envy wishes that phone receivers were something that still existed, because slamming one down would make hanging up on Wrath so much more satisfying than just clicking a button really hard.]
[THESE TWO ARE JUST SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING]