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Wrath ([personal profile] garbagechild) wrote2015-02-03 11:51 pm

003. [Video/Action for Goldenrod, midday]

[The camera bouncing around like a bad found-footage movie seems to be like... A THING with this kid's posts, and this upload is no exception.]

[This time, Wrath has the 'Gear pointed at his face but held out in front of him at arm's length, showing the street winding away behind him as he runs. He's panting raggedly and he keeps looking over his shoulder, at... what seems to be a portly Trubbish, which is flopping its goopy arms and waddling VERY QUICKLY after him, eyes bugging out slightly with the effort it takes to keep up with Wrath.]

[Wrath does not look happy about his tagalong.]

[When his next glance backwards shows that the Pokemon is still following him, he yelps and puts on an extra burst of speed.]


Ah!

Aah!

Leave me alone!

[No explanation or lead-in is offered for WHY this small child is running away from a mobile bag of garbage, but the fact that his hair is full of candy wrappers and unidentified bits of trash might have something to do with it.]
armoredsoul: (WTF?!)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-04 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Wrath, you might want to watch where you're going. Then you wouldn't literally run into old enemies-that-want-to-be-friends-now while being chased by your Pokemon self.]

What the--OOF!

[Aaaaand down they go.]
armoredsoul: (What in the world?!)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ow! Jeez, you're--MMPH!

[FINGERNAIL CLAWS ON THE FACE WHY. Al flails to get up himself, probably getting in the way of Wrath in true comedic fail fashion.]

Wrath, what's going on?
armoredsoul: (uh HUH.)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-05 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one that ran into me!

[Al finally shoves Wrath off and gets to his feet and looks around to oh god suddenly Trubbish]
armoredsoul: (oh god what)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-07 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's going ass-over-teakettle again. And now he smells like dumpster THAT'S JUST GREAT.]

[But if Wrath is running from this thing...welp. Al wraps his arms around the more bag-like portion of the Trubbish and struggles to get to his feet without losing hold of the Pokemon.]


Wrath! WRATH! It's okay, I got it!
armoredsoul: (wehhh)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-10 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WRATH!

[Goddamnit, he's off like a shot and not coming back. Al gets himself up to a sitting position and grimaces down at the grossness he's holding onto.]

Ah, what do I do with you now...?
armoredsoul: (Eh?)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-15 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully, Al is somewhat fluent in Poke-ese (as much as a normal human can be at least), and the Trubbish doesn't seem to be angry about anything...]

...did you want to make friends with him?
armoredsoul: (pic#8524125)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Al smiles and pats it gently before setting it down and standing up.] Let's see if we can catch up, then, okay? Just don't charge right at him this time, I think you scared him.
armoredsoul: (Worried)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2015-02-23 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not hard to follow Wrath's trail even without keeping him in sight--a tiny feral child running like mad through the streets tends to catch people's attention. Slowly they seem to be getting closer, and eventually Al starts checking around corners and down alleyways in case they've caught up. Wrath's a hyper kid, but he can't keep up that speed forever anymore.]
exeggutorhead: (lol u gais)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-02-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...Wrath. Wrath did you stick your head in the Pokemon what happened.]

[Maybe Envy should feel bad about laughing, but that's a laughable statement all by itself. But since he does sort of kind of feel bad (damn it) about Wrath in general, he'll at least hold back on most of it.]


Try zig-zagging!
exeggutorhead: (smirk)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-02-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[...weird, that response had sounded strangely doubled. Envy wonders if there's something wrong with his 'Gear speakers.]

What? Ha, no, if I was going to do that I'd tell you to--

[He's so busy watching the screen as he walks that he doesn't notice when he rounds the corner almost directly in front of Wrath and the determined Trubbish.]

[Instant karma's gonna get you, Envy.]
exeggutorhead: (WRATH LET GO OF MY LEG)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-02-05 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING.]

[Envy looks down to try and not trip over Wrath, and then looks up just in time for the Trubbish to crash into his face. And you know, he's got pretty good balance. But NOBODY has balance THAT good.]

[He stumbles back and trips right over Wrath at the same time, and then he's just FALLING backwards, one arm trying to get the living sack of trash off his face and the other engaged in futile pinwheeling for balance.]
exeggutorhead: (WRATH LET GO OF MY LEG)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-02-07 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is the worst. THE WORST.

[There's a lot of muffled angry shouting coming from Envy as he tries to pry the living garbage bag off of his face. It mostly sounds like death threats.]

[But he does roll off of Wrath to get away from the kicking!]
exeggutorhead: (WRATH LET GO OF MY LEG)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-02-19 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy's just going to do his best to pry the Trubbish off of his head and push it away, still screaming in disgusted outrage.]

[Now he's just hoping it'll still be after Wrath and will let go on its own.]
me_first: (static and standing)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-04 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Royce was trying to just take a walk, but this yelling just won't stop. He wanders over and - oh. He sends out Ampere.]

Zap Cannon.

[The Magneton sends a massive jolt of electricity at the Trubbish, which should be enough to knock it out.]
me_first: (smoke break)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[No kill like it. But Royce looks down at the Trubbish, as Ampere floats back a bit.]

Now why... why are you chasing him?

[Ampere waves a magnet at Wrath. Hello!]
me_first: (armed and... dangerous?)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-04 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think it likes you. That Pokemon, I mean.

[Ampere will make an inquiring buzz towards the Trubbish. Is that right? Or is his trainer being stupid again.]
me_first: (i said pi not pie)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably... wants to hug you. Or follow you. Maybe it thinks that chasing you is a game.

... Maybe you should say hello instead of running.

[Oh okay. Ampere buzzes apologetically for the attack. Trainer's orders, you know. They float down to the Trubbish, holding out a magnet for a 'handshake'.]
me_first: (don't touch me i am allergic to dumb)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, I think Ampere was trying to shake its hand, but it seems to not know what that is.

[Ampere moves their magnet up and down. See? Shake!]
me_first: (smoke break)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-06 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't think it's very intelligent, no.
me_first: (armed and... dangerous?)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-07 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Catch it? Even if you don't want it, I'm sure someone will take it off your hands.

[Not him. He's. He's okay without having a living garbage bag.]
me_first: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-07 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure someone will want it. Just ask around.

... Not... not me, though. Definitely not me...
me_first: (don't touch me i am allergic to dumb)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I already have too many to raise. Wouldn't want to... neglect any of them, no...
me_first: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whyyy does he have to deal with a child he doesn't like children at all...]

... It's... ah. Well, I suppose I could, for a time, but I don't want to take permanent ownership of it. It's... not a type I work with well. And... besides. It seems to like... well. You.
me_first: (armed and... dangerous?)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not, since I'd insist that it get hosed down before I let it in.

[Just gonna... watch Wrath. What even, child.]
me_first: (i said pi not pie)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... Are you at least a little calmer now?
Edited 2015-02-18 23:32 (UTC)
me_first: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] me_first 2015-02-19 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, I think your... friend... has calmed down a little bit...
stitchedupbodyguard: (Exasperation)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Veronica had just been minding her own business, content to believe that nothing strange would happen to her today. Apparently, she was wrong.

Her senses weren't as honed as they were back home, but she did sense Wrath's presence before he barrelled into her, giving her time to step out of the way.

And. Stare in confusion at the two of them...Huh.

Her Greninja stared as well.
]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Huh?)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-06 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Evidently! Everywhere Veronica went, there were strange things happening. Mostly to her. This was a bit of a nice change.

Well, she notices Wrath quite a bit... including the stench that follows him and Trubbish.

She's smelled worse before, but man what did you roll in

Evidently, her Greninja was interested in investigating, so she did as well, moving... slowly over to the lamp post Wrath was currently hanging from, while Baburu tried to strike up a conversation with the smelly Pokemon.
]

Uh... hi again.

[you kinda smell]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Good grief kid, you're going to burn Veronica's nose off!

She waves at the air, holding back a gag.
]

It'll... get me?

[Yup. That Trubbish sure did look... threatening.

Baburu wasn't sure what to do with this information, so.

Uh.

Fighting stance?
]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[.....Bwuh?

Stares at the Trubbish.

Stares at each other.

Stares at Wrath.
]

...Umm, so, why are you running from this... wild Pokemon?
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-15 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
..... Oh my god.

[Veronica had to turn away now, or risk a sudden and unusual burst of uproarious laughter escaping from her mouth. Her Geninja meanwhile, had found all of this to be very silly, so he was off to scale a lampost of his own and survey the area.

And now Veronica knelt down to... poke the little creature. Hey, sup.
]

I don't know a lot about this sort of thing... but I'm pretty sure that he just wants to say hello to you.
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-19 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't mean to! It was just really funny and she was weak okay.

She watched the Trubbish wave its tentacle at her. It looked pretty darn silly doing so.

Seeing as how she'd come this far, she couldn't turn back and leave now.
]

...I think he likes you. Animals do that sometimes. It's how they say that they like you, and stuff.

[she had a dog, she's gotten kisses before.]
stitchedupbodyguard: (not sure if)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... That's, uh, right- people do that...

[Wow, this is tougher then she expected.]

You gotta trust me on this. He's not trying to eat me, is he?
stitchedupbodyguard: (Huh?)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...Huh. Not many people have told her that, considering she was 5'2". It's actually a bit of a shock.]

That's true, too. But... bigger things have tried to eat me, too.

[And succeeded, but that was one time and she got better.]

So, don't worry about this. I'll, uh, protect you from this Pokemon. Right, Babu...ru.

[Yes, she has just noticed that her Pokemon bailed. jerk]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-03-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... Right.

[Right. Okay. She had to show this kid that it was safe to come down. And that would require dealing with this other little guy.

So... huh.

She's just going to.

Push the Trubbish over now.
]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Huh?)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-03-03 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[....

VERONICA has won the battle! VERONICA gained 16 experience points!
]

...Uhh, you can come down now! It's okay.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-04 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The first thing Wrath is probably going to feel is crashing headlong into a pokemon that's probably almost as tall as he is. ]

Chansey!

[ Not today, evil Trubbish. This pokemon is not going to let you bully this small human child, even if said small human child might be in the wrong. Instead, said Chansey is going to still the boy and step between him and the trubbish instead.

Wait a few more and around the corner comes this guy whose glance goes between the boy, his Chansey and the Trubbish. ]


Airi? Where'd you run off t-- what's going on here?
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is some sort of strange game of ring around the rosy that said Chansey did not ask for. Her attention is on the child and the trubbish, going back and forth... before finally looking up at her trainer as if to plead for help.

Yukio meanwhile is just as confused... but before he can bark out an order, Airi decides to do the one thing that she does when Yuki's team starts to fight amongst themselves.

Airi used Sing

And all her trainer can do is attempt to cover his ears in hopes that this at least gets both boy and trubbish to settle down. ]
in_praetego: (「えー?」)

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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-06 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okaaaay that worked a bit too well. At least it got them to stop running around. With a sigh, Yukio decides the best course of action is to get both the kid and the trubbish off the road and onto a nearby bench.

He'll deal with the trubbish later.

For now, there's this kid. So, while Airi keeps an eye on the trubbish, he's gonna try nudging Wrath awake with one hand. ]


Hey... are you okay?

[ Wonder if awakening works on people... ]
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-07 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good going, Airi. Your song worked well -- maybe a little too well. There's a pause as he considers the awakening in the small pack he usually carries around with him but how would he even? It's easy with pokemon -- all you need to do is spray. Humans though...

So along comes plan B in the form of a lava cookie which he breaks in half. Said half is handed to Airi who holds it near Wrath's nose. Half should be enough to rouse him, maybe? He can get the other half when he's conscious. ]
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-08 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have a sigh of relief for that... and the rest of the cookie offered to you along with an explanation. ]

My Chansey went a little overboard when she saw you being chased by that trubbish... so she thought about taking matters into her own hands. Sorry about that.

[ Said Chansey is watching the trubbish in question though, ready to attack if it wakes up and tries again. ]

Is that yours, by the way?
in_praetego: (「えー?」)

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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-15 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a look of disbelief from Airi to the trubbish. Well that explains every--

Wow, this kid's hungry. Ah well. At least he didn't try to eat your fingers too, Yuki. ]


So... it'd probably be okay if Airi and I tried to catch it just to take it off your hands?
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-16 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Geez, this kid's acting like he hasn't eaten anything in a week! Unfortunately, neither Yuki nor Airi have anything left on them... but give him a second as he taps the trubbish with a pokeball.

Good thing its still asleep... but it feels like a cheap win. ]


So... it ate your lunch and decided it wanted you for dessert.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-19 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think there's ever been a case of a pokemon eating a human...

[ There's a frown as he withdraws the pokeball. ]

Well that's weird...

[ Give him a second to put that ball away and turn his attention back to Wrath. ]

Wherever this pokemon came from... its trainer was probably not too far away. Looks like he's owned.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-25 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ He'll take a moment to look at the pokeball, the pokemon and back to the boy before pocketing that pokeball. ]

Doesn't look like I can catch it. The best option we have might be to bring it back to wherever you found it.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-02-26 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have a sudden look of confusion. ]

What... were you doing having lunch in the dump?
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-01 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a frown though as he considers this. Lost kid chased by a pokemon who apparently had lunch in the dumpster? It all seems a little too unbelievable for him. ]

It's probably best if we take this trubbish back where you bumped into it. His trainer might still be around.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-02 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NAW MAN IT'S JUST KINDA WEIRD! ]

Right...

[ He's gonna glance at the trubbish a second. Yeah, he and Airi will take care of that soon enough. ]

Uh... what's your name, by the way?
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Okumura. Yukio Okumura. Nice to meet you, Wrath.

[ Wrath... well, he's met a dude named Greed... ah well. Somehow, there's a small smile there and a sigh as he gets up. ]

If you'd like, we can take the Trubbish back before he wakes up. There's no telling if it'll try to go after you again.

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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-05 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...oh dear. But he doesn't look offended at the least. ]

Yukio's fine. I know my last name can be a mouthful for someone who doesn't speak Japanese.

[ But how to transport that Trubbish. He'd rather not pick it up because that might wake him and he's in no position to battle a trubbish with his bare hands...

so he'll just pull out a pokeball and toss it out, revealing a Houndoom. ]


Shiva, do you mind giving us a hand? We need to get this trubbish back to the dump. I'd like to get him on your back.

[ Said houndoom is just going to stare at his trainer for a second as if to go "are you serious?" before heading over and attempting to nudge the trubbish onto his back as instructed. ]
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-07 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's closer. ]

We... should probably get going... but...

[ His Houndoom woofs impatiently at him though because you're not the one carrying garbage here, trainer. ]

Are you okay though, Wrath? Nothing hurts?
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-11 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His houndoom's all but ready to walk away from him by now. But Yukio crouches down, just to get a better look. ]

Let me see.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-12 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I just want to see if your knees are scraped. We can take care of that before we leave.

[ Ah, skittish kids. He knows the feeling. So he'll just offer a small smile. ]

It's not going to hurt. I promise.
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[personal profile] in_praetego 2015-03-14 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And sure enough, that's expected. Wrath looks like he's about that age, after all. There's a click of his tongue before he looks up at the kid. ]

If you don't mind... maybe we can wash that off a bit and cover it so it heals faster?
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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-05 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[When Kaneki left the inn to go for a walk and enjoy the nice...well, okay, it's still freezing, but at least the sun is out, he certainly wasn't expecting to see a young boy sprinting down the street being followed by what looks exactly like a walking trash bag.

...that is what it is, isn't it.]


What the-?

[He just barely has the time to stop when he notices that the two are coming his way, and coming really fast, too. And the kid doesn't look like he's looking where he's going-

And seeing as her trainer seems to be exhibiting the reflexes of a newborn kitten, the Zangoose on his shoulder promptly jumps down to the ground and makes a beeline for the running Trubbish, ducking between Wrath's legs as she goes. If it doesn't get out of the way, it'll be getting a nice Scratch Attack for its efforts. It also gives Kaneki enough time to actually move to avoid being bowled over if Wrath decides to just keep on booking it.]
samsa: (Random encounter □ time to flee)

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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-05 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[...OH GOD MISTAKES WERE MADE. The moment that happens, Rikki recoils with her nose wrinkling, quickly digging in her heels so she can stop her momentum before she can get any closer to the Trubbish with it just dropping trash everywhere like that. She ends up overshooting the Pokemon by a couple feet anyway, her claws scraping the sidewalk as she stops herself. It seems that the attack was enough to stop the Trubbish in it's tracks, which is what she was aiming for anyway.

With Rikki keeping the trash bag distracted- while at the same time trying not to think too hard about what he just saw- Kaneki turns to Wrath, wherever he ended up.]


Hey! Are you alright?
Edited (why does this icon refuse to work) 2015-02-05 21:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[The apology takes him by surprise long enough to provide a bit of an awkward pause before Kaneki shakes his head a little.]

It's alright.

[He looks down as Rikki trots back over to his side and sits up on her haunches to check and make sure none of the trash got stuck to her claws.]

...why was that Pokemon chasing you?
samsa: (Contemplative □ that book was so bad)

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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-07 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...little guy must have been hungry, then.

[Kaneki looks back over at the Trubbish, lifting his hand thoughtfully to his chin.]

He hasn't tried to hurt you or anything, right? Maybe he was just hoping you had more to give.
samsa: (Speaking □ now a word from our Kaneki)

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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-08 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
He...grabbed your face?

[...]

What were you doing when he grabbed you?
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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-15 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's strange-

[But Kaneki doesn't have time to say much else before Wrath is hiding behind him, causing him to look over and down at the Trubbish. His Zangoose is still standing nearby her trainer's ankle, growling a bit at the walking trashbag as it approaches.]

I don't think it wants to hurt you or anything, though. Maybe it's still hungry?
samsa: (Gratitude □ that means a lot)

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[personal profile] samsa 2015-02-16 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaneki frowns, exchanging a silent look with Rikki before looking back down at the Trubbish.]

It's okay. She won't attack you any more.
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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-06 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy can't help but laugh some. He's not sure if it's a Pokemon covered in garbage or made of garbage - thinking about that stuff too much makes his head hurt - but he can make a few guesses as to why it's chasing Wrath.]

Jumping Christmas, that thing's on point for you!

Serpentine! Don't run in a straight line, it'll catch up quicker!
anexcitableboy: (who wouldn't love this face)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-06 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy has to cover his mouth with one of his gloved hands to stifle his laughter as the business guy becomes collateral damage in this little adventure. It's always funny seeing a guy in a suit distressed.]

There you go! Try and put stuff between it and you, it looks like it's sticky! Get it stuck on something!
anexcitableboy: (who wouldn't love this face)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now that is a spry kid. Jimmy's impressed.]

Ha! Perfect!

Let's see the Garbage from the Black Lagoon get you now!
anexcitableboy: (i made the wrong choice)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit!

[Okay, sticky thing can climb.]

Throw something at it!
anexcitableboy: (i made the wrong choice)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-07 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus!

[It really is like something out of a monster movie.]

Okay, bad plan, bad plan! Uh... oh! What about a river? Is there a river anywhere close by? I bet it can't cross water!

[Okay, so that was for vampires, but he figures anything made of sticky goop probably couldn't go in water without dissolving. Ignoring the fact that there aren't very many handy rivers in big cities, but Jimmy's trying...]
anexcitableboy: (open grin)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ring a ding ding!

[Considering the kid can scale buildings, Jimmy's pretty sure he can get across a river.]

I'll bet ya dollars to donuts you'll lose that creep at the river!
anexcitableboy: (guess i screwed up)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-08 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, careful!

[Okay, that's a bit more water than Jimmy was thinking. A canal's a little different. Maybe this wasn't the best plan, but Wrath is already at the water so maybe they can still work with this.]

You don't wanna fall in, it's freezing! There any trees around?
anexcitableboy: (i made the wrong choice)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2015-02-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, Wrath!

Are you okay?!?!

[Shit shit shit, that was not what Jimmy had intended! Whoops.]
sadisticwarfare: (♕ 10)

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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-06 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well it's a damn good thing Archer isn't outside to witness this because he'd turn around and leave immediately. After the incident with the Trubbish awhile back, he never wants anything to do with the stupid things ever again. Of course, Greed did tell him to keep an eye on Wrath (which he hasn't been doing of course; children can babysit themselves, after all!!) so he finally sighs and sets the post to audio.]

That's a Trubbish. It's probably following you because it wants something. Do you have any trash on you, or anything a Pokémon might want to eat? You can shoo it away if you give it something it wants.

[Or you could just catch it, but he'd never give that advice to anyone.]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
From what I remember about my brief encounters with the species, they're not very intelligent. It probably assumes you have more food. I suggest heading to the Pokémon Center; they can probably assist you in getting rid of it.

[Your other option is to beat it into submission, but Archer's not sure Wrath has been training his Pokémon, so...]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-07 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please try not to die, Wrath. Greed probably wouldn't be very happy.]

I don't know what they'll do, but they're the ones with the most experience dealing with Pokémon. They should be able to handle it.
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-08 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Why do you think Archer isn't going to get directly involved in all this? Too many germs all around.]

You'll be fine. I'm sure once you get to the Center they can help.

[And hopefully they'll give you a bath too!!!]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-09 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh lord.]

Germs can be cleaned away. The nurses will be able to take care of that. Try to calm down.

[HOW DOES HE EVEN TALK TO A CHILD, MUCH LESS CALM ONE DOWN???]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-17 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wrath, take a moment to consider the size of an orange. You're much bigger than that. It won't eat you. It's smaller than you are.

[THIS IS REALLY, REALLY HARD]

Do you need me to come get you?

[He doubts Wrath wants that, but it's obvious that there's no calming this poor kid down.]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-21 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, you won't be.

[He's uh, actually not an authority figure in Team Rocket despite acting like one. He's still a Grunt.

He was a Beta once, leave him alone.]


I'll be there shortly.

[It's a good thing he's been in Goldenrod for so long and can pick out where Wrath is. It doesn't take him long to teleport to the Pokémon Center and make his way toward Wrath's location. How are you doing? You didn't get eaten, did you?]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...well, he wasn't expecting this.]

Do I even want to know?

[He's suspecting he doesn't...]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-02-28 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[...That's kind of touching in some really strange way.]

Yes, of course. Does your... friend need to be healed?

[And did you catch him in a Pokéball?]
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[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-03-02 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[...This is so gross...]

I... see. Very well, let's get you back to the base.

[And with that, Archer turns and starts walking. The Alakazam follows, though she's making sure to keep an eye on them since Archer obviously isn't.]
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (Just disregard the tooth in the plastic)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-06 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick! Climb up something!
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-08 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay uh]

[this]

[this did not go according to plan]


Off, off! Try, like, a street lamp or something! Hide in a Pokecenter!
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...You know what, not entirely what he was aiming for, but okay.]

You alright, man?
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...I think forever is sort of overkill. Like, it has to get bored and wander off eventually right?
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-25 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
....I don't think it wants to kill you.
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, it seriously tried to eat you?
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He kept saying the best defense)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-03-02 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

Oh, yo, I think that just means it wants to be your friend! Like, sometimes really friendly animals just lick your hand or face because they're weird like that! Dogs do it all the time!
fourwayconnection: (selfparody) (Word to the wise:)

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[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-03-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, man, I'm pretty friggin' sure. Seriously, maybe you should go and check it out again? And you can always make another quick escape if I'm wrong.

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2015-02-07 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[--oh shit, THAT AIN'T GOOD. Yusuke wasn't exactly expecting to see this immediately upon turning on his 'Gear, but being the swift-minded sort, he's quick to switch his 'Gear's video function on and dispatch some expert advice.]

Punch it in the face!

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2015-02-08 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eugh. Even Yusuke has to cringe at that. There is nothing that is not disgusting about the idea of the contents of somebody's dumpster trying to get friendly with you.]

Okay, screw that then! Zig-zag! Put as much stuff between you and the trash monster as you can and see if you can lose it that way!
envy_the_sinners: (idk what's up with that lady though)

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[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-02-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like a witness to a very slow car accident, Scar is watching the spectacle unfold from his Hobo Bench (TM). He and his Zangoose, Amit, share a look and a nod before she dashes into the thick of the incident to give the defensive Trubbish an intimidating leer in hopes of scaring it off.]
envy_the_sinners: (this is normal I swear)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-02-16 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Amit, poised to attack, lets out a nasty hiss at the Trubbish who probably has every damn right to be pissed off. Meanwhile-]

Wrath.

[Scar finally calls from the bench, waving his hand in a (hopefully) unintimidating 'come here' gesture. Back awaaayyy from the animated garbage bag.]
envy_the_sinners: (You're talking like a Peanuts adult.)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-02-25 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
What happened with the Trubbish?

[Not that he expects the truth, he would just rather avoid a full-on fit.]
envy_the_sinners: (the giant running ball cracked my skull)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-02-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that he wants to eat you. Did you attack him?
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[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-03-02 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Are all homunculi this melodramatic?]

I'll get you a new one.

[This is about as comforting as Scar can get. Amit is sauntering back, by now, and Scar stand from the bench.]
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[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-03-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes Scar a moment to decode what "friends with the traitor" could possibly mean.

Oh. Lust. His eyes narrow.]


I have no reason to trick you. Why would I have helped you just now, otherwise?
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[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2015-03-14 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Scar's lips tighten, which likely does NOTHING to help the intimidation factor, but he's growing frustrated with... well, the intimidation factor. It's like trying to coax a wild animal to safety, and the wild animal is able to read facial cues.

Scar isn't so great at facial cues, but he tries his damnedest to look less frightening.]


If you want a lunch, come with me, then. We can go to one of the smaller stands and get something.