IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

If I've learned anything from meeting so many people from so many worlds, I think humans are about the same no matter where you go.

_{[Henry stares down at the goo pooling in his plate.]}

I'll try to be easier to understand from now on. Maybe...maybe I can let you in on some human secrets too. Make them think you're a super expert.

[garbagechild]

_{[That doesn't seem so surprising either. A little depressing, but...]}

Human secrets?

Most human secrets I know are about when humans do bad things.

_{[:T like FORBIDDEN TRANSMUTATIONS THAT RAISE THE DEAD.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry shakes his head and puffs out a hollow little laugh. While he isn't thinking of the same things Wrath is, he kind of gets it.]}

The secrets I'm talking about are how to pretend you've been paying attention to an entire conversation when someone asks you a question. Or how to keep people from asking you questions when you're busy. Or how much of a tip to leave at a restaurant.

[garbagechild]

Oh.

I could use some of that knowledge.

_{[He pauses, briefly wondering why Henry specified 'restaurants'. The only context he'd heard the word 'tip' used in was getting a hot tip from some informant somewhere.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Finally there's a little smile from the scruffy photographer.]}

I got your back. Which means--I'll be looking out for you, making sure to help if it looks like you need it.

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Wrath smiles back. It's not one of his wild rabid goblin grins, it's a smaller one.]

[Henry is being nice. He likes Henry!]</sub>

Me too.

I've already told the other human you don't like that he's not allowed to hurt you.

But I'll look out for you from other enemies, too, if you have any.