IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

Comments

2/14

[meowbel]

[On the day of February 14th, should they look at their communicator, they might see a message from one young Mabel Pines!]

Hey, you! You there! Yes, I’m talking to you! I’m just here to wish you a super duper Happy Valentine’s Day! May you a lot of fun and candy from everyone around you!

Because I know you definitely deserve it!

oh boy here we GO

[garbagechild]

???

what is a valentime

ppfff

[meowbel]

What do you mean you don't know what Valentine's Day is?! You know we gotta fix this right away, right?!

[No seriously, how does he not know???]

[garbagechild]

sory i have nott heared of it

is it 1 of thos holly days??

_{[Wrath had only started getting familiar with the concept of holidays after arriving here. And so far the only ones he's been told of are Halloween and Christmas.]}

[meowbel]

Yes, yes it is! And it's one of those holidays that you should definitely remember! And especially for the ones you love too!

[BECAUSE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARE SUPER IMPORTANT OKAY???]

[garbagechild]

tel me mor

is it a dress up holly day or a get presents holly day

[meowbel]

Neither! It's a day where you give people a bunch of chocolate and sweets until they start puking! And it's all in the name of friendship and love!

[Just saying]

[garbagechild]

_{[Well, he does like chocolate and sweets! But...]}

what is puking

_{[This is not a word he's heard used before. By some miracle, he's avoided getting sick beyond catching the usual winter crud.]}

Sorry about the late response!

[meowbel]

[ . . . . . . . . . .

There are not enough dots in the world for Mabel to comprehend what she just read]

Hey, Wrath, can I ask you a question? You weren't home schooled, were you?

[No, seriously, he wasn't that sheltered was he???]

that's okay! I've been crazy busy XD

[garbagechild]

_{[Oh Mabel you sweet summer child]}

um i supose i was at home when i lerned how 2 rede and wryte if that is what u mean

but that waznt vere long ago

like

mayb 5 months ago

y??

such is the life for the both of us

[meowbel]

[ . . . . . . . . . . ]

And what did you do before that?

[Was she talking to a wild child here?]

adulthood :(

[garbagechild]

_{[SHE CERTAINLY IS]}

i ran arownd with my pokymon and did important work lyk helping 2 clean the cafyteria

<sub>[... and stealing OTHER peoples' Pokemon, but he knows THAT job is a secret. And he doesn't want to tell Mabel that and get himself in a big ol' heap of trouble.]

[On the other hand, he's willing to tell her:]</sub>

and ran away from the polyse alot

haha

they r slow

indeed /sob

[meowbel]

[again, Mabel just kept on raising her eyebrows at him]

Well, the important thing is that you're now safe and sound right? And you got some friends that wouldn't mind helping you out now!

[....Or at least, she really hopes his 'friends' are really his friends]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[By some miracle, Wrath has actually managed to fall into a pretty good crop of real, genuine friends.]

[Which, well, HE NEVER MANAGED TO DO IN CANON, SO, HE'S IN A PRETTY GOOD PLACE NOW ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.]</sub>

o yes i hav mane vere good friends!

lyk u!

[meowbel]

[And here, Mabel really has no idea exactly how Wrath managed to survive with friends like those but...!]

Awww, now you're making me blush! You really know how to woo a girl, don't you?

[garbagechild]

_{[Well, in the long run... he didn't.]}

i am good at wooing

_{[After all, he howls a lot.]}