IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

Comments

[Action, Shark House]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[It wasn't terribly hard to find Wrath when he was home. All one had to do was follow the path of destruction and scuffling sounds. When Henry does happen upon the boy, he takes a moment to observe what he's doing with the same caution one might when approaching a porcupine before clearing his throat.]}

Hey, uh. Wrath. Are you busy?

[Action, Shark House]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[The Little Wolf Prince in question is hunkered down in the upstairs hallway, determinedly scratching a hole in the carpet. The hole had probably been started by one of the Pokemon, but by golly, Wrath is gonna finish it.]

[He looks up at Henry wordlessly, most of his hair hanging in his face.]

[YES, HUMAN?]</sub>

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry takes a moment to be thankful for his semi-permant blank stare. Otherwise he'd be curling a lip. Wrath was probably going to bury something gross there.]}

Hey, I was wondering...what would you like for Christmas? You've seemed kind of...down. And I thought. I could help.

[garbagechild]

<sub>[EXCUSE you, he only buries things in the yard and the blankets at the end of unmade beds.]

[His head tilts.]

[He is not used to Henry expressing generosity that isn't along the lines of offering him candy to make him leave.]</sub>

Um.

You mean like a present?

[no_ufo_ending]

Yeah, a Christmas Present.

_{[He doesn't feel like Wrath will have a very complicated request but he still finds himself weirdly on-edge. Henry is going to blame it on the season in general because it requires a lot of Peopling.]}

[garbagechild]

<sub>[He can't help it. He sort of squints at Henry for a moment.]

[Normally, just about anybody could hand Wrath something and he'd be like WOW THANKS!!!!!! but most of his interactions with Henry lately have involved fighting over the Ogre Hut, or occasionally being hollered at when he gets too close to all those candles.]</sub>

... Something that I can eat, but that isn't poison.

I can't have poison in this body, or I will die.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry blinks. Twice. Wow, that was easier than he thought! But just as creepy as he thought.]}

Okay. I'm the same way.

[garbagechild]

_{[Wrath had gone back to scratching at the carpet, but he looked back up for a second, almost looking impressed.]}

It's brave to admit that.

_{[... It's a compliment, but well, coming from Wrath, it's as ominous as anything else he says.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[OK Wrath time for a basic biology lesson.]}

Wrath...I think every living thing will die if it eats enough poison.

[garbagechild]

Well, yes.

But saying it out loud seems like tempting fate if you ask me.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry leans away, his chin ducking against his neck, giving him several more chins. That is probably the most eloquent thing he's ever heard Wrath say and he isn't sure he likes it.]}

Oh. Ok.