garbagechild: new way of saying something is really good (bro! this rends flesh!)
Wrath ([personal profile] garbagechild) wrote2024-12-07 03:20 am
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"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.



[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]
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garbagechild: and ran torwards you at very fast speeds (what if i was evil)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-06 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[WRATH LIKES THE SOUND OF THIS SCENARIO.]

... We'd get to have all the oranges AND all the chocolate!!

[Envy ALWAYS thinks of the best ideas!]

Everyone would be so jealous!

[He sways in his enthusiasm, overbalancing slightly to the side before catching himself.]
exeggutorhead: (happy)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-07 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
All those humans, jealous of us. How great would that be?

[As much as he doesn't have a problem with humanity anymore, there's still something of a disconnect there and probably always will be. He doesn't even sound bitter, like he would have making that same joke a few years back.]

[He does see that wobble though. He decides to give it a little longer before he tries to stop the game. For now, he's enjoying it.]
garbagechild: they will find out i am a parody of the human form. theyll know if i crawl out of the club more human then they themselves will have lost something (do NOT put me in the club)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
SO jealous! SO great!

[Wrath really has no problem with humans at this point, either-- even if he doesn't remotely buy that he truly IS one, he's still FRIENDS with plenty of them, and very few humans have actually hurt or mistreated him here.]

[But some things just can't ever be completely unlearned.]

[Of course, now that he's getting REALLY enthusiastic, and he starts to sway, awkwardly stepping forward and back on his hands to compensate. DON'T STEP ON YOUR HAIR WRATH]
exeggutorhead: (hm?)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy lets out a full on Evil Cackle in response, before he notices that Wrath is starting to have some trouble. Whoops, time to prevent disaster. RESPONSIBILITY???]

[He comes down from his handstand, a little red in the face, and stands back up to hold onto Wrath's ankles, keeping him upright.]

Hey, careful, you won't be able to have any foot-hand oranges with a broken leg.

[Would he actually break a leg? Maybe? Humans are fragile, it could happen.]
garbagechild: *containment breach alarm immediately starts blaring* (*steps outside*)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-12 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Just in time-- right as Envy's getting to his feet, one of Wrath's hands stamps straight down on his trailing disaster-mop of hair and he starts to topple with a yelp, only to be halted by the saving grace of Envy's support.]

--oh! Thank you!

I don't want a broken leg.

Those don't go away here so it would just be broken forever.

[Human healing has in fact been explained to Wrath but to a Homunculus, the thought of having to deal with a serious injury for more than about five seconds might as WELL be 'forever'.]
exeggutorhead: (happy grin)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wrath had said thank you! To him! Envy feels a completely involuntary grin coming on, and that line of thought is what gets this to come out of his mouth instead of just laughing and agreeing that yes, it would be broken 'forever':]

Well, I'm your brother, I have to look out for you.

[...OH.]

[Honestly, it's not like Envy had thought of this as a secret. It was just...the sort of thing he doesn't really mention or talk about, especially when the alliance with Wrath was still so relatively new and possibly just as fragile as a human bone. But it's out there now, no unsaying it.]
garbagechild: new way of saying something is really good (bro! this rends flesh!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[It catches Wrath by surprise, hearing that word out of Envy's mouth-- and he presses his chin to his chest to look up at the older Homunculus with wide eyes.]

--you are?

... You are!

[There was always some sort of sibling-like camaraderie between Dante's servants, even if it was dysfunctional and... very rarely positive. But no one ever said it, ever.]

We are brothers! Yes.
exeggutorhead: (lol u gais)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2016-02-22 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy's almost nervous for a moment, in case Wrath rejects the term brother completely, but then he agrees and there's an odd tight feeling in his chest. He grins down at the younger homunculus, because he kind of can't help it.]

Yeah, yeah we are. That's what we are.

[...hey. Hey, he's still got Wrath's ankles and has had a sudden idea that will maybe keep him from sounding more like an idiot.]

[So he lifts Wrath up off the floor, turning so that he can carry him upside down against his back, swinging him lightly from side to side, laughing.]

Ha, and I've got you!
garbagechild: 'I'm gonna make a baby that is SO beyond help' (my mommy was like)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-22 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
--AAAAH!

[OH NO he's been CAPTURED]

[This time last year, Wrath would have turned on Envy like an enraged wolverine, but he knows how to play pretend now, and they are BROTHERS so there's no reason to actually be worried.]

[He flops against Envy's back, arms dangling over his head.]

OH NO!
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