IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

Comments

[garbagechild]

_{[What are manners? Wrath is pretty sure that Alphonse is just covering up his mouth to keep all his organs inside, in case the not-a-food makes them come bursting out or something.]}

No, you're probably going to die.

Can I have your coat if you do?

[armoredsoul]

I said I'm not dying!

[Al swallows the rest of it down and chugs down about half of his glass of water, then shakes his head. UGH.] Oh man, I'm not doing that ever again.

[garbagechild]

If you'd listened to me, you would NEVER have done it.

[armoredsoul]

Ugh...fine, fine, you were right this time. But you never learn if you don't try new things, you know?

[garbagechild]

I'll think I'll try new things that DON'T look like they already went into and came out of somebody.

[armoredsoul]

You eat stuff that people have walked on, that's hardly any better!

[He doesn't actually sound annoyed, more amused than anything else.]

[garbagechild]

I do NOT!

.... Why shouldn't I do that?

Is it bad?

[armoredsoul]

If it's been on the ground and walked all over, you don't know what all has happened to it. People don't pay much attention to what they walk on, and if they stepped on something super gross before they stepped on the food, there might still be residue of the gross thing on their shoe.

[garbagechild]

What do you mean, people don't pay attention to what they walk on?

I ALWAYS pay attention to what I'm walking on?

_{[That would be because you're like... allergic to shoes, Wrath.]}

[armoredsoul]

That's because you walk around barefoot. If you have shoes on, you don't have to worry about stepping on most things, because you have that layer of protection between something hot or cold or sharp and your foot. So people's attention is called elsewhere, and they don't think about it.

[garbagechild]

... Well THAT'S stupid!

There's so MUCH going on on the ground!

Everyone should pay attention to the ground.

They're missing out.

[armoredsoul]

[Oh, Wrath. Please never change.]

But they have a lot to pay attention to around them, as well! You can't pay attention to everything all at once, you'd wind up missing things that way.

[garbagechild]

Hmf.

Well.

I think that if I can't eat things off the ground, that's a lot of good things being wasted.