[Hearing someone badmouth clothes of all things, Teddie had to jump on the gear. Had to. As in, he would somehow die if he didn't express his MILD IRRITATION.]

Huh?! What the heck are you talking about, clothes are the best thing about...anything! You shoulda seen Cho-chan when she just got a pair of socks.

[As if on cue, a cubchoo head proceeds to squeeze into the feed and against her trainer's face, as if trying to push him out of it. That is by far the prettiest dress she's ever seen, not to mention all the proof she needs that dresses for pokemon exist. She wants it. She needs it. Teddie, in a rare moment of understanding, tries desperately to take control back from the tiny ice bear.]

So, uh, where'd you get that dress anyhow?