POSTS and TOPLEVELS:
03/01/2015: "The rock turned into a sparkling animal!" The egg Wrath received on Christmas morning hatches into a bouncing baby Deino, who 1) sparkles, and 2) apparently really wants to murder everything. Wrath is delighted.
--Jack Skellington | The Nightmare Before Christmas ("What a fantastic monster! And what a fitting name!")
--Kaneki Ken | Tokyo Ghoul ("I don't know how badly you were bitten, so you might need stitches...but as long as you keep it clean it should heal.")
--Cecil Harvey | Final Fantasy ("Ah, yes, Deinos tend to do that. That's how they discover new objects, and how they recognize others.")
--Alphonse Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 ("She's only level one right now, Wrath. I've been training mine for quite a while now.")
--Veronica Madaraki | Franken Fran ("N-no, you see... the rocks come from... I-I... uhh...")
--Rideaux | Tales of Xillia ("I've never heard of a green one before- it would be truly unfortunate if yours had an illness or something.")
--Cynthia | Fire Emblem ("I think you should embellish her name a little, though. It's a good start, but you could give it a little pizzazz!")
--Riku | Kingdom Hearts ("It takes a while for Deinos to evolve, but when they do, they turn into total powerhouses. Keep up on your training, and you'll be in for a treat.")
--Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney ("H-Hey, now...it might be a good idea to train her how NOT to bite.")
--Greed | Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 ("I have a knack for getting along with Pokemon with huge teeth, you see.")

THREADS:
03/08/2015: Joker | Black Butler ("For my first trick, I'll need my lovely assistant!")
03/09/2015: Lauren Mallard | Welcome to Night Vale ("Unless, of course, you are a machine or a bio-machine, upon which your blood will be replaced by cold, lifeless oil and gelatinous matter that SEEMS like blood, as per company regulations.")
03/11/2015: Cobra Commander | G.I. Joe ("Yesss! The trees and water belong to me! Everything on the island is mine! Mine and no one else's!")
03/21/2015: Jimmy Darling | American Horror Story ("Hey, dial it down there, Wolfboy. My lobes can't handle the decibels there.")