rocketralph: (double harumph)
rocketralph ([personal profile] rocketralph) wrote in [personal profile] garbagechild 2015-01-05 08:56 am (UTC)

Free, that's what it is. When you're done here I'll show you which buttons not to press on the drink machine.

[The huge man moves away from the line and lets the kid take his time. It's probably the only chance he'll get to eat today. Meanwhile, Ralph gently (as gently as somebody like him can anyway) thumps the side of the ice machine and holds his glass underneath.]

C'mon you crummy thing.

[Thump thump thump.]

C'mon.

[Thump THUMP-- THUMP]
[A small avalanche of ice tumbles out of the machine and all over the floor.]

[A well-rehearsed voice hollars from the other side of the mess hall.]


WRECK-IT. THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.

...Ah, nuts.


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