[The Kangaskhan nods, sheepishly scratching the back of her neck and inwardly facepalming over making such a godawful first impression-- ... and then she freezes, scarlet eyes widening.]
[Oh.]
[Oh no.]
[TRAINER NO]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[If anyone's ever wondered what noise a fake potted plant makes as it's swung through the air like a battleaxe, it's kind of whistly. Like a wiffle bat on steroids. For the four individuals present in that hallway today, they no longer have to wonder. Because there's a child in a dumb costume now lunging at Archer (from behind another doorway that he'd managed to dart into the shadow of at the sight of his bygone kidnapper) and swinging a miniature plastic shrub that had been lending its decorative presence to somebody's office over his head.]
[He intends to hit Archer with it as hard as he possibly can. ... Which isn't actually very hard, since his new, tiny human muscles hold barely a fraction of the strength he's used to, and also, like, Archer's Alakazam is standing right there.]
[So, effective assault? Probably not, even if by some miracle it succeeds.]
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[Oh.]
[Oh no.]
[TRAINER NO]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
[If anyone's ever wondered what noise a fake potted plant makes as it's swung through the air like a battleaxe, it's kind of whistly. Like a wiffle bat on steroids. For the four individuals present in that hallway today, they no longer have to wonder. Because there's a child in a dumb costume now lunging at Archer (from behind another doorway that he'd managed to dart into the shadow of at the sight of his bygone kidnapper) and swinging a miniature plastic shrub that had been lending its decorative presence to somebody's office over his head.]
[He intends to hit Archer with it as hard as he possibly can. ... Which isn't actually very hard, since his new, tiny human muscles hold barely a fraction of the strength he's used to, and also, like, Archer's Alakazam is standing right there.]
[So, effective assault? Probably not, even if by some miracle it succeeds.]
[Also, there's clods of fake dirt everywhere.]