IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

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[video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Yes, yes, Envy can be forgiven.]

[But he might have to work for it.]

[The video pops on, and there's Wrath. He's squinting a little at the screen, mouth a flat line. He doesn't say anything at first. But there's something expectant about his silence.]</sub>

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy scratches at the back of his head, actually managing to look contrite.]

Look, I'm...sorry. About yesterday.

It was one of those weird days, like how it was with the flowers. Except yesterday made people forget things, and I forgot everything all the way back to when we were in Amestris. I didn't know about this place at all.

[video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[At this point, Wrath can tell when Envy is genuinely sorry for something. Mostly because he would never actually lower himself to looking sorry for something unless he actually was.]

[But he's not going to let the older Homunculus off that easy.]</sub>

You promised to stop changing your mind on things.

_{[IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR TO HOLD HIM TO THAT WHEN HE LITERALLY LOST HIS MEMORY but let Wrath milk this a little, okay.]}

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Probably a big sign of the difference between yesterday's Envy and today's is that, while he still feels a surge of frustration that Wrath is holding him to a promise he couldn't remember, he doesn't snap at him or hang up the phone. Instead, he just sighs.]

I know. That's why I'm saying sorry, because you had to deal with...that yesterday.

[...]

Hey, you know what?

[video]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[It is a big sign.]

[Wrath doesn't say anything, but he does look back over at the screen (he'd turned his head away in a snooty "hmph" posture) questioningly.]</sub>

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

If I ever lose my memory again?

You can stick me in the basement until I cooperate and turn back into a traitor. How about that?

[video]

[garbagechild]

_{[... It's a sign of just how dark the average Homunculus' sense of humor is that the idea of stuffing a mean, original-flavor Envy into the basement brings a smile to Wrath's face despite his greatest efforts to stay looking mad.]}

Even if it was dark and full of spiders?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[For a second, Envy wonders if he's possibly made a mistake in offering that...but on the other hand, he also now has a very fresh and clear memory of just what he used to be like.]

[No, it wouldn't be a mistake. He snorts.]

Yeah, even if it was dark and full of spiders.

Or even if it was infested with Rattata or smelled terrible. Your choice of basement.

[video]

[garbagechild]

What if it was always wet and you could hear scary whispers from the walls at night?

_{[HE'S REALLY GETTING INTO THIS SPOOKY BASEMENT IDEA]}

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Oh damn, I think that I'd have to start cooperating really fast if it was like that.

So maybe that would be the best kind of basement to stick old me in.

[Honestly it's kind of cathartic to think about, after having been the old him for a day.]

[video]

[garbagechild]

_{[Unable to stick to his guns any longer, Wrath throws back his head and lets out one of his awful little hyena cackles.]}

YEAH.

'Cause old you was a... brat!

_{[Do you see what he did there Envy. Do you see it.]}

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Yes, he does see what Wrath did there. It gets him to let out a snicker of his own.]

Old me sure was.

But I don't know if he'll ever show up again for you to stick in an awful basement. So I'd better get you some ice cream next time I get back to the house.

[video]

[garbagechild]

_{[Act abandoned, he's now just sitting there snickering wildly. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE NEW ENVY BACK. New Envy gives him things.]}

Ice cream is acceptable.

Can it be chocolate?

_{[At least he's not calling it 'sweet dirt' anymore.]}