IC Contact

[garbagechild]

"... So I just talk? I start talking? .... Now? ... What's the light mean? ... Oh! HI, I'M WRATH, THIS IS MY MAIL VOICE, PLEASE LEAVE A--" BEEP.


[OOC: Want to thread with me but don't have a current post to do it on? Wanna send Wrath a private message? Wanna prank-call him in the middle of the night and then instantly regret it as he dials you back over and over and yells "Hello? HELLO?" into the mic? Pop a thread on here with the IC date and time and let's get playing!]

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Delivery - 11-18

[pipers_son]

[This goes to Homunculus House, since that's Joker's best bet on where Wrath will be, and there are two things addressed to him. The first is a postcard from the Museum in Pewter. The second?]

[It's a sucker. But not any sucker. It has what looks like a bug entombed inside all that sugar. Fortunately, it isn't identifiable as any sort of Pokemon bug, which is... good? It's definitely disgusting, probably.]

[Which is honestly why Joker thought Wrath would love it.]

[The post card has written on it in Joker's surprisingly neat handwriting, "Made it to Pewter! Lots of rocks. Going to fight Brock, wish me luck. Hope you enjoy the candy. Love, Joker."]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[YOU BET WRATH IS GOING TO ENJOY THE CANDY!]

[As a matter of fact, it is immediately going into his mouth and he is going to wander through the house with it, possibly giving heart attacks to anyone who asks him what he's eating.]</sub>