Wrath (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
garbagechild) wrote2015-04-13 12:21 am
garbagechild) wrote2015-04-13 12:21 am
Entry tags:
- *attack on titan: petra ral,
- *black butler: joker,
- *dragon age: cole,
- *franken fran: veronica madaraki,
- *fullmetal alchemist: alphonse elric,
- *fullmetal alchemist: envy,
- *fullmetal alchemist: frank archer,
- *fullmetal alchemist: greed,
- *fullmetal alchemist: lust,
- *heroes: molly walker,
- *kamen rider gaim: mitsuzane kureshima,
- *kingdom hearts: riku,
- *over the garden wall: wirt,
- *tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- goldenrod city,
- sleepy the vaporeon,
- someone teach him not to post evidence,
- wrath is the best rocket
005. [Video]
[For what is possibly the FIRST TIME since this kid figured out how to hit the 'post' button, the video is actually STILL.]
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Half an hour later...]
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
[That's because he's set it down on a fence post. The pale, mystical feathers that have been coating every surface like magical dandelion fluff are drifting past on the breeze, but they're not the focus of the video. Instead, the 'Gear's camera seems to be pointed directly into someone's yard, although it's from a little bit of a distance.]
[The place is kind of a dump, with junk littering the corners and lots of weeds. A ramshackle doghouse is erected in the middle, with an upturned waterbowl that doesn't appear to have been filled in some time.]
[A coil of old, frayed rope is tied around one of the boards of the 'house' and at the end of it is a snoozing blue Vaporeon, ear-fins twitching lightly.]
[The view isn't especially zoomed in, but it's still obvious what the Pokemon is.]
[For a time, that's all the video shows.]
[But then Wrath speaks, his voice hushed.]
... I saw the man in that house come home and he didn't even PET her.
Or give her any food.
She looks sad.
[Now the feed shows HIM, and there's part of a rotten board stuck in his hair. And rope twines in his teeth. And he is cradling something blue that kind of overflows out of his arms in a pile of contented paws and fins.]
This is Sleepy.
She's blue and I love her.
[Locked Video]
Wrath...
[Locked Video]
Hi, Vernicka!
[Locked Video]
Hey... Uhh, where did you get that Vaporeon?
[Locked Video]
[Yes that is a very specific answer.]
[Locked Video]
[....]
Where did you find her?
[Locked Video]
[Wrath isn't very good at lying.]
[Locked Video]
[Yeaaah, she sees through that lie rather quickly.
.....]
So, you named her Sleepy, huh?
[Locked Video]
'Cuz she's so sleepy.
She yawns a lot.
Look, see, she's yawning now!
[AND SURE ENOUGH, SHE IS.]
[Locked Video]
[Indeed. That sure is a yawning Pokemon. Aptly named.]
I guess if she's acting like that... she must really like you already.
[Locked Video]
She's sweet like that.
Just like Mommy back home.
[Locked Video]
[Kid are you saying that your mother is a Pokemon.
Because she'd believe that.]
[Locked Video]
[... And that's all he says. IS HIS MOTHER A POKEMON?]
[MAYBE.]
[WE JUST DON'T KNOW.]
[Locked Video]
Well, if you say so.