callbacks: (uh huh)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [personal profile] garbagechild 2016-05-11 10:47 am (UTC)

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i just want you to know i read that as child dispenser instead of chill dispenser and almost gave you advice that would righteously piss off every plus sized lady in a fifty mile radius
the tales of your instantaneous annihilation by sheer panties crapping fury would have been legendary
but anyway you know those soda vending machines?

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